Anne and Lauren were my two roomates over the weekend and we got stuck with the nickname “Three’s Company.” Like Jack, I never got laid and I fell down alot. …
Here are Lauren and Susan’s photos from the weekend. Such a good (and drunken) time was had by all. Diane also has a bunch of great photos.
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I got up really early this morning and made a massive list of things that I need to do. How in the world do people have kids? I stay up until 1AM every night just trying to handle my own needs. Granted, my needs are very great, but still it seems crazy impossible to me. Here’s some of the high priority things on my list:
– Update Resume – It’s good to keep it fresh when your company is undergoing some transitions. Erik, who changes jobs on the second Tuesday of every month, gave me some outstanding advice. It can be distilled to this—Not telling the truth is lying. Not telling the truth elegantly is salesmanship.
– Find a New Apartment – I’m seeking recommendations for brokers who work the Village or Brooklyn Heights.
– Buy More Disk Space for STC.com – Currently at 99.5% capacity. I’m seeking recommendations for hosting services, also. All these damn shots of me, beer, and women cost money to host.
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SOTD: Lose your day to the Crimson Room.
Anne and Lauren were my two roomates over the weekend and we got stuck with the nickname “Three’s Company.” Like Jack, I never got laid and I fell down alot.
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Here are Lauren and Susan’s photos from the weekend. Such a good (and drunken) time was had by all. Diane also has a bunch of great photos.
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I got up really early this morning and made a massive list of things that I need to do. How in the world do people have kids? I stay up until 1AM every night just trying to handle my own needs. Granted, my needs are very great, but still it seems crazy impossible to me. Here’s some of the high priority things on my list:
– Update Resume – It’s good to keep it fresh when your company is undergoing some transitions. Erik, who changes jobs on the second Tuesday of every month, gave me some outstanding advice. It can be distilled to this—Not telling the truth is lying. Not telling the truth elegantly is salesmanship.
– Find a New Apartment – I’m seeking recommendations for brokers who work the Village or Brooklyn Heights.
– Buy More Disk Space for STC.com – Currently at 99.5% capacity. I’m seeking recommendations for hosting services, also. All these damn shots of me, beer, and women cost money to host.
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SOTD: Lose your day to the Crimson Room.
After being lost in shipping for three months, my laptop (a prize from “Make My Day“) finally showed up. It had “fallen off the truck,” between Hong Kong and New York, but IBM tried very hard to expedite its replacement. I plan to be in a coffee shop soon, playing Windows Solitaire, listening to my iPod, and thanking “Make My Day”. …
Judy/Miami pictures are still in transit. I promise to put them up as soon as I get them. I know there are girls all over Virginia and Florida saying, “Who gives a @#$% about his laptop?!” Update 3PM: Diane and Lauren are mailing me photos tonight, so I will post them tomorrow.
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My dear friend Kristen created the “Chump vs. Champ” theory on dating. She feels that in the relationship, someone is always the chump and the other person is the champ. For it to work out, the roles must switch from time to time. She advises that if you are a chump, consider pulling a champ move (not calling, sleeping with a coworker, etc.) If you are a champ, it might be in your interest to let yourself get chumped. Sound advice like this is why Kristen is happily married.
Kristen recently turned 30. She looks 18 and drinks Mountain Dew.
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SOTD: Maybe MTV wouldn’t have ALWAYS sucked if it played these videos some time other than late Sunday night.
After being lost in shipping for three months, my laptop (a prize from “Make My Day“) finally showed up. It had “fallen off the truck,” between Hong Kong and New York, but IBM tried very hard to expedite its replacement. I plan to be in a coffee shop soon, playing Windows Solitaire, listening to my iPod, and thanking “Make My Day”.
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Judy/Miami pictures are still in transit. I promise to put them up as soon as I get them. I know there are girls all over Virginia and Florida saying, “Who gives a @#$% about his laptop?!” Update 3PM: Diane and Lauren are mailing me photos tonight, so I will post them tomorrow.
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My dear friend Kristen created the “Chump vs. Champ” theory on dating. She feels that in the relationship, someone is always the chump and the other person is the champ. For it to work out, the roles must switch from time to time. She advises that if you are a chump, consider pulling a champ move (not calling, sleeping with a coworker, etc.) If you are a champ, it might be in your interest to let yourself get chumped. Sound advice like this is why Kristen is happily married.
Kristen recently turned 30. She looks 18 and drinks Mountain Dew.
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SOTD: Maybe MTV wouldn’t have ALWAYS sucked if it played these videos some time other than late Sunday night.
I snuck away over the weekend to help my friend Judy celebrate her engagement to Chris, which was a surprise, and her thirtieth birthday, which was not. I, of course, left my camera charging on my desk at work. That pissed everybody off and I was shunned most of the weekend. Lauren helped me out and took a lot of pics. A few others are emailing me, so I hope to put up a page tomorrow.
Today's shot is all the of her sisters. Apparently, in their family, if it wasn't clear by age six that you were destined to be thin, blond, and hot, they would ship you off to the orphanage.
If you have some pictures from the weekend, please email me.
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The infinitely affable Ben also turned thirty this weekend. I hope to have a picture of his drunken smiling face as POTD after I buy him some beers this weekend.
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SOTD: This has gone around like wildfire the past few days: Yankee or Dixie? I'm 53% yankee.
I snuck away over the weekend to help my friend Judy celebrate her engagement to Chris, which was a surprise, and her thirtieth birthday, which was not. I, of course, left my camera charging on my desk at work. That pissed everybody off and I was shunned most of the weekend. Lauren helped me out and took a lot of pics. A few others are emailing me, so I hope to put up a page tomorrow.
Today's shot is all the of her sisters. Apparently, in their family, if it wasn't clear by age six that you were destined to be thin, blond, and hot, they would ship you off to the orphanage.
If you have some pictures from the weekend, please email me.
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The infinitely affable Ben also turned thirty this weekend. I hope to have a picture of his drunken smiling face as POTD after I buy him some beers this weekend.
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SOTD: This has gone around like wildfire the past few days: Yankee or Dixie? I'm 53% yankee.
I walked by quite a hullaballoo last night on the Upper West Side. Six fire engines reporting for a flu fire in a multi-million dollar town house. I just kept walking. …
Due to being very busy and a lot of stress, the site has been a bit barren this week. I’m leaving today for a three day beach trip. I promise to return next week with something interesting or at least some bikini shots. I just waxed.
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SOTD: Doodle in 3D
I walked by quite a hullaballoo last night on the Upper West Side. Six fire engines reporting for a flu fire in a multi-million dollar town house. I just kept walking.
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Due to being very busy and a lot of stress, the site has been a bit barren this week. I’m leaving today for a three day beach trip. I promise to return next week with something interesting or at least some bikini shots. I just waxed.
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SOTD: Doodle in 3D
I just cleaned out one of my coat’s pockets and I found a sliver of a dollar bill. I have no idea how this piece became seperated or where the rest of the bill is. Does anyone else know? …
WEEKEND RECAP: Friday, I was in bed by 9:30, eager to put a crap week behind me. Saturday, during the day I went for a walk in the unusually warm air and spent hours revising the story I’m reading tonight. I had to chop it from 21 pages to 12. Right now, I’m at fifteen, so I skipped work today. Yay.
Saturday night was a romp throught the East Village, finishing at some penthouse on Irving Place. The highlight of the party…a gigantic bowl of Doritos and some pleasant conversation.
Sunday was Sunday. I did a little more work, but then I saw “Hooper” was on Encore, so I lost a few hours. Erik called me when it finished to let me know he had also watched it in its entirety. Great minds.
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SOTD: The Sword Swallowers Hall of Fame –
The significance is Mimi Garneau (about halfway down the page) may be related to Muncle Steve. If you know anything about her, please send a note.
I just cleaned out one of my coat’s pockets and I found a sliver of a dollar bill. I have no idea how this piece became seperated or where the rest of the bill is. Does anyone else know?
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WEEKEND RECAP: Friday, I was in bed by 9:30, eager to put a crap week behind me. Saturday, during the day I went for a walk in the unusually warm air and spent hours revising the story I’m reading tonight. I had to chop it from 21 pages to 12. Right now, I’m at fifteen, so I skipped work today. Yay.
Saturday night was a romp throught the East Village, finishing at some penthouse on Irving Place. The highlight of the party…a gigantic bowl of Doritos and some pleasant conversation.
Sunday was Sunday. I did a little more work, but then I saw “Hooper” was on Encore, so I lost a few hours. Erik called me when it finished to let me know he had also watched it in its entirety. Great minds.
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SOTD: The Sword Swallowers Hall of Fame –
The significance is Mimi Garneau (about halfway down the page) may be related to Muncle Steve. If you know anything about her, please send a note.
I noticed on my walk to work that The Bottom Line had removed it’s sign. The only words left on the door were the address, “F U NYU!” in reference to the school forcing the bar to close, and a sticker that says “No One and the Somebodys”, some band that probably sucks. …
I realized last night that I am very susceptible to Googling. I hope visitors go to the About page which tries to explain this narcissistic conglomeration.
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Things to buy this weekend:
– Pants
– Blue t-shirts
– Headphones, workout and casual
– Toilet paper
(Not necessesarily in order of importance.)
Obey. Consume. Reproduce.
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SOTD: From Walker: “http://www.savethebottomline.com/ Proof that petitions and online protests don’t work. (Sorry Mike Ayers)”
I noticed on my walk to work that The Bottom Line had removed it’s sign. The only words left on the door were the address, “F U NYU!” in reference to the school forcing the bar to close, and a sticker that says “No One and the Somebodys”, some band that probably sucks.
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I realized last night that I am very susceptible to Googling. I hope visitors go to the About page which tries to explain this narcissistic conglomeration.
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Things to buy this weekend:
– Pants
– Blue t-shirts
– Headphones, workout and casual
– Toilet paper
(Not necessesarily in order of importance.)
Obey. Consume. Reproduce.
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SOTD: From Walker: “http://www.savethebottomline.com/ Proof that petitions and online protests don’t work. (Sorry Mike Ayers)”
Here’s a shot of workshop #2— the bar after our writing workshop. In attendence along with what the title of what they are working on (from left):Sean – “The Clam Man”
Bradley – An as yet untitled memoir about hosting a traveling Wheel of Fortune contestent search
Victoria – Moderator, proprieter
Jennifer – “Cabana Boy”
Nachos – An epic poem, called “Oh but for the Salsa”
Mark – “Freudenator: a Novel of Regression”
Andy – “Dead Tenants”
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I’m going to be reading one of my shorts at “Beyond Words: Stories on Stage”, voted best reading series in 2003 by New York Magazine.
Where: 30 Vandam (That’s the name of the space and the address.) Vandam is one block north of Spring, btw 6th Ave and Varick, West SoHo
When: Next Monday, February 23rd
There are a 7 o’clock and a 9 o’clock shows. I’m in the 9 o’clock one.
Cost: $10 for one show, $15 for both
Attendence: Is not mandatory.
After show drinks: Are mandatory
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SOTD: From Lainey, A guy who ate change.
Here’s a shot of workshop #2— the bar after our writing workshop. In attendence along with what the title of what they are working on (from left):
Sean – “The Clam Man”
Bradley – An as yet untitled memoir about hosting a traveling Wheel of Fortune contestent search
Victoria – Moderator, proprieter
Jennifer – “Cabana Boy”
Nachos – An epic poem, called “Oh but for the Salsa”
Mark – “Freudenator: a Novel of Regression”
Andy – “Dead Tenants”
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I’m going to be reading one of my shorts at “Beyond Words: Stories on Stage”, voted best reading series in 2003 by New York Magazine.
Where: 30 Vandam (That’s the name of the space and the address.) Vandam is one block north of Spring, btw 6th Ave and Varick, West SoHo
When: Next Monday, February 23rd
There are a 7 o’clock and a 9 o’clock shows. I’m in the 9 o’clock one.
Cost: $10 for one show, $15 for both
Attendence: Is not mandatory.
After show drinks: Are mandatory
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SOTD: From Lainey, A guy who ate change.
Everday I walk by the recently dedicated Joey Ramone Place and I think about how stealing the sign would be a fitting tribute. An unmarked memorial to Joey seems more appropriate than a photo op on the Bowery. Then, I realize I need coffee and I move along. …
I forgot to mention this yesterday, “The Littlest Groom” is the most important reality show since “Joe Millionaire”. I didn’t want to watch it, I couldn’t not watch it.
I don’t have words.
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SOTD: From Erik, Foil the RIAA
Everday I walk by the recently dedicated Joey Ramone Place and I think about how stealing the sign would be a fitting tribute. An unmarked memorial to Joey seems more appropriate than a photo op on the Bowery. Then, I realize I need coffee and I move along.
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I forgot to mention this yesterday, “The Littlest Groom” is the most important reality show since “Joe Millionaire”. I didn’t want to watch it, I couldn’t not watch it.
I don’t have words.
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SOTD: From Erik, Foil the RIAA
After five years of service at my company, they gave me a harmonica. Do you know who else has harmonicas? Prison inmates. …
I was very MIA this weekend, so there are no photographs. I could tell you where I was, but I’m not really sure myself.
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Thanks to my special Valentine, Tricia. She’s the greatest wingman of all time.
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I overheard two pieces of love advice this weekend. First from Susan: Sometimes when someone breaks up with you, they are actually doing you a favor. Second from Trish: Make sure you like a girl before you make her fall in love with you. Neither of these apply to me right now, but I thought I’d jot them down for future reference.
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Just so you don’t think I’m totally slacking. There is a toy fare at the Javitts Center that would have provided a week’s worth of POTDs, unfortunately toy makers have sticks up there asses and security like Ft. Knox. I even tried to sneak in the back. Despite appearances, my life is not like a movie (unless it’s a foreign film about a couch), so that didn’t work.
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Here’s a big shout to Jen’s parents who made the trip to wish her daughter a happy birthday. I wish I had my camera at the Waterfront.
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SOTD: My top three dream professions: astronaut, race car driver, and bullfighter. I may have to reevaluate.
After five years of service at my company, they gave me a harmonica. Do you know who else has harmonicas? Prison inmates.
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I was very MIA this weekend, so there are no photographs. I could tell you where I was, but I’m not really sure myself.
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Thanks to my special Valentine, Tricia. She’s the greatest wingman of all time.
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I overheard two pieces of love advice this weekend. First from Susan: Sometimes when someone breaks up with you, they are actually doing you a favor. Second from Trish: Make sure you like a girl before you make her fall in love with you. Neither of these apply to me right now, but I thought I’d jot them down for future reference.
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Just so you don’t think I’m totally slacking. There is a toy fare at the Javitts Center that would have provided a week’s worth of POTDs, unfortunately toy makers have sticks up there asses and security like Ft. Knox. I even tried to sneak in the back. Despite appearances, my life is not like a movie (unless it’s a foreign film about a couch), so that didn’t work.
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Here’s a big shout to Jen’s parents who made the trip to wish her daughter a happy birthday. I wish I had my camera at the Waterfront.
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SOTD: My top three dream professions: astronaut, race car driver, and bullfighter. I may have to reevaluate.
I got my iPod! I had won an iPod when I was on reality television, but there had been a mix up and I never received it. The good folks at MMD found out and FedEx’ed me another one, along with a very nice letter from the producers. Thanks MMD! Pics of the new PC will follow. …
I got on the elevator last night and this ad for a kitten was taped to the wall. Our new management company is lax about taking out the trash and one of the tenents used graffiti way to comminicate his displeasure with this doodle. Freaking slum lords.
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If you get a big zit on your thirtieth birthday, it is a sign that God has a sense of humor; He is Bugs Bunny and we are Elmer Fudd.
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SOTD: The Grey Album – as described in the New Yorker.
I got my iPod! I had won an iPod when I was on reality television, but there had been a mix up and I never received it. The good folks at MMD found out and FedEx’ed me another one, along with a very nice letter from the producers. Thanks MMD! Pics of the new PC will follow.
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I got on the elevator last night and this ad for a kitten was taped to the wall. Our new management company is lax about taking out the trash and one of the tenents used graffiti way to comminicate his displeasure with this doodle. Freaking slum lords.
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If you get a big zit on your thirtieth birthday, it is a sign that God has a sense of humor; He is Bugs Bunny and we are Elmer Fudd.
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SOTD: The Grey Album – as described in the New Yorker.