Author: Sean

Meet the Willetts, Chris and Judy. They nuptualized this weekend in Florida, but unfortunately I could not attend. I was bummed because I wanted to do the Hokey Pokey with my only fan, Mrs. H.

Long time readers may remember Judy and Chris’s engagement weekend and when Judy and I went to the prom. Love and congrats, kids.
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Site of the Day: Something interesting for those of you who like Vonnegut, boring for those that don’t.

My sister-in-law-to-be Kelly tells me this UT co-ed is a fine example of a typical Texan. I’m now a fan of this big, sky country.

Take a look at my amazing day at the Texas State Fair.

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Site of the Day: I’m completely hooked on box wine.

Could Dick Cheney look more evil? Could Edwards have a more goofy laugh? In my opinion, Edwards won the debate handily. Cheney appeared gray and bitter and failed to counter-attack the simple sound bites the Democrats have finally adopted. This one is still up in the air, kids.
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In other good news, Howard Stern is moving to Sirrius. This is good for Colleen who works there and good for those of us who hate Clear Channel’s corporate strangle hold on the airwaves. I’m also curious to hear Stern’s bits in an uncensored environement.
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Site of the Day:Fun for five seconds, Monobrows.

I find it refreshing. This is me holding Lucas, son of Todd and Lisy. At this point, he is still guilty of original sin and you can see it in his eyes. In my eyes, along with azure blue, you can see the sins of pride and lust for Lindsy Lohan.

A few more pics of Lucas’s big day getting baptized will appear soon.
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Site of the Day: Instant messaging practical jokes.

Greetings from FLA. Weather is here. Wish you were nice.

That joke never gets old to me.
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I’m in Boca Raton enjoying every amenity the Radisson has to offer: complimentary breakfast, pool, high-speed internet, balcony, health spa, ice machine, and I even read a page from Gideons’ book of lore.

I know it is shallow, but my new goal is to become rich and live in a hotel. I am shallow. I accept that now.
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Site of the Day: How Bush did in the debate.

I recieved new contacts yesterday that are designed to correct my astigmatism. The bad news is that they cause Strabismus in my right eye, which is when it just doesn’t focus correctly, as opposed to Amblyopia, which is the true “Lazy Eye.” Today’s pic is how I see the world. Luckily, if I remove the contacts and put on my glasses everything goes back to normal.
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If you ever want to have a lot of fun (and you are a man or a very handy woman), get yourseld a Grainger catalog. It’s as thick as the phone book and has every tool or industrial device ever made. You can browse through the phone book thick catalog for hazmat suits, electric motors, sealants, or even cordless, magazine fed dry-wall screw drills. Sweet.
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Site of the Day:Digital Bubblewrap

I have an old Dell PC that has been greedily hogging a section of my living room rug since I got my laptop. I had planned to use it in my second home before I abandoned the idea of buying a second home. I need to get rid of it and I’m looking for suggestions. Please email me (sean-at-seantconrad.com) your ideas. The can be as practical as selling it on Craigslist or as weird as burning it on the pier while chanting “DOWN WITH MACHINES!” during rush hour.
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Site of the Day: Comedy Central had no statistics on how many people watch “The Daily Show” stoned. The ass, Bill O’Reilly, will be on The Daily Show on Oct. 7, so set the Tivo.

Since we don’t really like Bud Light, our Beer Bowl was with Bass and Brooklyn Ale. Nobody won, and everyone definitely lost.

More pics of football on Saturday.
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Site of the Day: Real-life Jaws in Fallmouth, MA.

Today is the first day of my favorite season. I will accept presents, preferably if they are navy blue. The picture is a foliage cam showing the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon. Good canoeing there.

Speaking of presents, I just don’t give them. Wedding, birthday, Christmas…nope, nope, nope. Nothing personal, it’s just my thing. Like my nighttime drooling.
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I hate the Today show with every fiber of my being. It makes me want to burn something.
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ATTENTION: I currently have some other irons in the fire and as a result the blog has been suffering. To alleviate some of my work build up, I”m going to just update two or three days a week for a little while. I do have some cool things planned with some retro shots once I buy a scanner. I apologize if this hinders your morning procrastination. Please send complaints to gfy-at-seantconrad.com.
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Site of the Day: I should be in Munich.

Every year I say I’m going to go and do a corn maze. This year I’m going to make it so. Who is with me?
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This morning my cart guy said something to me right out of a melodramtic movie. While he poured my coffee he said, “In my country (he is Afghani) we have a saying, ‘Water always goes to the river.'” He was talking about my return to orange juice after a month-long hiatus from the stuff. Very deep. Very deep upselling.
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Site of the Day: From TWS, Lavar Arrington and others rapping in a terrible local commercial.