Sean T. Conrad Reaches the Center of Space and Time

While in London, I finished the wonderful book by Dava Sobel called Longitude. For hundreds of years, sailors roaming the seas could tell their latitude by the angel of the sun, but the longitude was a mystery. The cost literally thousands of lives and more important to the shareholdes, lots and lots of money. Astronomers like Haley were not giving stipends to gaze at the stars for their own curiousity. They we trying to “discover the latitude” by mapping the stars. Back then, “discover the latitude” was a common phrase with a meaning similar to today’s “find a cure for cancer”–an impossible but wonderful goal. I always thought asrtonomy was just for shits and giggles, but it was 100% applied and for the bucks, which makes me respect those cats more.
“Longitude” tells the story of John Harrison who eschewed the stars and spent fifty years building a watch accurate enough (to the exact second, day in, day out) to be used to determine the longitude. For such a watch to work, there has to be a “homebase” of time and longitude. The thinkers of that day established it at the observatory in Greenwhich, home of the Astronomer Royale (without cheese).The book is a short and clever read and an ideal choice for the flight over.

While in London, I finished the wonderful book by Dava Sobel called Longitude. For hundreds of years, sailors roaming the seas could tell their latitude by the angel of the sun, but the longitude was a mystery. The cost literally thousands of lives and more important to the shareholdes, lots and lots of money. Astronomers like Haley were not giving stipends to gaze at the stars for their own curiousity. They we trying to “discover the latitude” by mapping the stars. Back then, “discover the latitude” was a common phrase with a meaning similar to today’s “find a cure for cancer”–an impossible but wonderful goal. I always thought asrtonomy was just for shits and giggles, but it was 100% applied and for the bucks, which makes me respect those cats more.

“Longitude” tells the story of John Harrison who eschewed the stars and spent fifty years building a watch accurate enough (to the exact second, day in, day out) to be used to determine the longitude. For such a watch to work, there has to be a “homebase” of time and longitude. The thinkers of that day established it at the observatory in Greenwhich, home of the Astronomer Royale (without cheese).The book is a short and clever read and an ideal choice for the flight over.


Many of the artifacts associated with Harrison, along with lots more High School Science (which is one of my loves, geek that I am), are at the Observatory and Maritime Museum at Greenwhich, which is just short ferry ride from central London. While staring at a replica of H1, Harrison’s first maritime clock prototype, a museum guide delivered near and then opened up when I gave a nod of interest. To my absolute delight he described how every piece front to back contributed to the reliability of the clock..the grasshopper escapement, the gridiron pendulum that uses different metals to counteract the affects of tempature, and a unique frictionless system of levers and knobs. It made me want to build a clock. It made Ildi want to get lunch.


THE Prime Meridian. Accept no other meridians.


A red ball rises up on a mast above the observatory and falls at exactly 1PM everyday. While the ships of England would travel down the Thames to conquer the world, they would set their maritime clocks by the ball, hoping the time would eventually guide them home.


The observatory gives a fine view of the Maritime Museum and the London skyline. Those tall buildings are seven miles down the Thames from central London. I’m not sure what they are or what that hood is called.


These women also came to see the me and the meridian.


I love authentic English food.


This girl is too pretty to put up with Science Day.

I only got one decent picture from the ferry ride,because it was overcast and misty in London, which is unusual. Normally it is overcast, misty, and cold. Despite this, the ferry was one of the best parts of the trip. The river is the heart of the city and riding along it gives a view of many of the main attractions like Tower Bridge, the Eye, and the rebuilt Globe Theatre.


The Bard’s home through a rain spattered ferry window.

“I am constant as the northern star,
Of whose true-fix’d and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.”

–From Julius Caesar (III, i, 60 – 62)

I bet Caesar would have had a website called JuliusTCaesar.com. He gets the knife shortly after this line.

Related Links:
Royal Observatory, Greenwich
National Maritime Museum
Globe Theatre

Oodles of Poodles

The poodles love me. Especially, the taste of my face.
Greetings from the Garden State.

The poodles love me. Especially, the taste of my face.

Greetings from the Garden State.

London Waiting

Ildi and a Building.

A pint to the first person who can identify the building.

Still gathering pictures. I hope to post my London shots tomorrow. I have a great pic of me telling Terry Wogan how I made the grade. (Apologies for the obscure joke.)

The whale is dead. Long live the whale.

Site of the Day: Buffalo Beast’s New Loathsome People List. Always a fun read.

Update: Mike Ayers guessed Parliment. Bill said Benny Hill’s house. Both are wrong. Here’s a hint, it is near horses. Also, I didn’t know what it was until I looked it up. So if you have never been to London or you aren’t into puzzles, just move along.

Update #2: Jerry guessed #10 Downing (the Prime Minister’s address) and Steve guessed Elton John’s guest house. No and no. Hint: It is not listed on the map linked in the first update, but the map can be used to find where it is near. Another hint: the cameraman (me) is facing north.

Ildi and a Building.

A pint to the first person who can identify the building.

Still gathering pictures. I hope to post my London shots tomorrow. I have a great pic of me telling Terry Wogan how I made the grade. (Apologies for the obscure joke.)

The whale is dead. Long live the whale.

Site of the Day: Buffalo Beast’s New Loathsome People List. Always a fun read.

Update: Mike Ayers guessed Parliment. Bill said Benny Hill’s house. Both are wrong. Here’s a hint, it is near horses. Also, I didn’t know what it was until I looked it up. So if you have never been to London or you aren’t into puzzles, just move along.

Update #2: Jerry guessed #10 Downing (the Prime Minister’s address) and Steve guessed Elton John’s guest house. No and no. Hint: It is not listed on the map linked in the first update, but the map can be used to find where it is near. Another hint: the cameraman (me) is facing north.

Back from Abroad

Ildi and I are back from swinging London safe and sound. I will be posting pictures with a full report all this week. In the meantime, here are answers to the most common questions I have been asked today.
1.) Yes, we had an amazing time.
2.) She had a very nice non-non-birthday.
3.) Yes, we watched the Steelers game (in the seats shown in today’s pic) at a Steelers bar in West Kensington.
4.) No, we didn’t see the whale.

Go Steelers.

Site of the Day: The Slanket, for cold couch potatos.

Ildi and I are back from swinging London safe and sound. I will be posting pictures with a full report all this week. In the meantime, here are answers to the most common questions I have been asked today.

1.) Yes, we had an amazing time.
2.) She had a very nice non-non-birthday.
3.) Yes, we watched the Steelers game (in the seats shown in today’s pic) at a Steelers bar in West Kensington.
4.) No, we didn’t see the whale.

Go Steelers.

Site of the Day: The Slanket, for cold couch potatos.

Shirts and Pants

I’m all packed and ready for Britannia. It’s all about the American football this trip (sorry, Kevin). I did make reservations at a very nice restaurant for Ildi’s b-day (thanks, Nick). I imagine some of you are getting sick of Steelers posts. Well eat it ya jag offs. Er, I mean, bear with me.
Tired of sports? Then you might like fashion. I’ve decided from now on I’m only wearing Lee Performance Khakis (but brown, not Khaki). They are the Platonic ideal of a pant. No pleats. Wrinkle and stain resistent. And at $24 from Dave’s, a real bargain that I highly recommend.

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How about some Sites of the Day, you click-monkeys?
– From my mom, some animals at night in her neighborhood.
– Here’s some good Digital Photography Tips. The best one is to use a tripod. Don’t have one? You can make one from a bottle of water.
– To compete with blogs, CNN offers Offbeat News.
– There is a monster at the end of this link, don’t click it!
– And finally, Guinness Ice Cream.

I’m all packed and ready for Britannia. It’s all about the American football this trip (sorry, Kevin). I did make reservations at a very nice restaurant for Ildi’s b-day (thanks, Nick). I imagine some of you are getting sick of Steelers posts. Well eat it ya jag offs. Er, I mean, bear with me.

Tired of sports? Then you might like fashion. I’ve decided from now on I’m only wearing Lee Performance Khakis (but brown, not Khaki). They are the Platonic ideal of a pant. No pleats. Wrinkle and stain resistent. And at $24 from Dave’s, a real bargain that I highly recommend.

lee_pants.jpg

How about some Sites of the Day, you click-monkeys?
– From my mom, some animals at night in her neighborhood.
– Here’s some good Digital Photography Tips. The best one is to use a tripod. Don’t have one? You can make one from a bottle of water.
– To compete with blogs, CNN offers Offbeat News.
– There is a monster at the end of this link, don’t click it!
– And finally, Guinness Ice Cream.

London Calling (Revisitied)

I’m going to London this weekend, just for shits and giggles. I’m not allowed to tell you that Friday is Ildi’s birthday, so I will just mention that many, many other days are not her birthday. About 364 of them.
She was headed to the UK for business and I found a cheap ticket, so it’s cheery o, let’s go. We have no agenda or even any potential sites to see, so please make some suggestions in the comments.

The only thing I am contemplating (definitely going to do) is catch the Steeler game at the London sports bar The Famous 3 Kings in West Kensington. Or maybe some pub I find here.

Any readers in London know any American football bars?

Ildi is thrilled.

Today’s pic is from 2001, but made whacky so it is not obvious that a bald spot is missing.

Site of the Day: Someday my TV is going to get tossed in Trinidad’s Pitch Lake.

I’m going to London this weekend, just for shits and giggles. I’m not allowed to tell you that Friday is Ildi’s birthday, so I will just mention that many, many other days are not her birthday. About 364 of them.

She was headed to the UK for business and I found a cheap ticket, so it’s cheery o, let’s go. We have no agenda or even any potential sites to see, so please make some suggestions in the comments.

The only thing I am contemplating (definitely going to do) is catch the Steeler game at the London sports bar The Famous 3 Kings in West Kensington. Or maybe some pub I find here.

Any readers in London know any American football bars?

Ildi is thrilled.

Today’s pic is from 2001, but made whacky so it is not obvious that a bald spot is missing.

Site of the Day: Someday my TV is going to get tossed in Trinidad’s Pitch Lake.

Colts? Steelers.

Despite being 9-1/2 point underdogs, the Steelers beat the Colts in Indianapolis’a noisy dome yesterday. Despite having to walk five flights of stairs from the cold ground, my friends filled my apartment with support, beer, and goodwill while I had several heart attacks during the game.
Here’s some links:
Post Gazette recap.
Deadspin blogs the roller coaster fourth quarter.
Len Pasquerelli says that The Tackle was not the only amazing thing that Ben Rothlesberger did yesterday.
Steelers’ Post-game Quotes / Colts’ Post-game Quotes. Manning’s defense and offensive line were cold as ice the first three quarters, but still the only word he should use in the press conference is “me.” My favorite quote is from the Steelers’ resident rabble-rouser, Joey Porter:

“I don’t even know what to say because I don’t know if the league will fine me for saying we got cheated out there today. But on that play right there, that man caught the ball, got on the ground, was getting up, and knocked the ball out with his knee. I mean, I know they wanted Indy to win this game. The whole world loves Peyton Manning, but come on man, don’t take the game away from us. That play right there, they tried to take the game away from us.”

– Unless if you like losing money, don’t trust Bill Simmons’ football picks. Eff the Pats.

Thanks to everyone for coming! I don’t really remember the second game or any of you leaving, but I hope I hugged you good-bye.

Next weekend I will be in London teaching soccer hooligans what real football is and how obnoxious a fan can be. I’ve already packed the Terrible Towel.

Site of the Day: In honor of MLK, http://www.remembersegregation.org. This site reminds us how wrong the world was just a short while ago and how we still have a ways to go.

Despite being 9-1/2 point underdogs, the Steelers beat the Colts in Indianapolis’a noisy dome yesterday. Despite having to walk five flights of stairs from the cold ground, my friends filled my apartment with support, beer, and goodwill while I had several heart attacks during the game.

Here’s some links:
Post Gazette recap.
Deadspin blogs the roller coaster fourth quarter.
Len Pasquerelli says that The Tackle was not the only amazing thing that Ben Rothlesberger did yesterday.
Steelers’ Post-game Quotes / Colts’ Post-game Quotes. Manning’s defense and offensive line were cold as ice the first three quarters, but still the only word he should use in the press conference is “me.” My favorite quote is from the Steelers’ resident rabble-rouser, Joey Porter:

“I don’t even know what to say because I don’t know if the league will fine me for saying we got cheated out there today. But on that play right there, that man caught the ball, got on the ground, was getting up, and knocked the ball out with his knee. I mean, I know they wanted Indy to win this game. The whole world loves Peyton Manning, but come on man, don’t take the game away from us. That play right there, they tried to take the game away from us.”

– Unless if you like losing money, don’t trust Bill Simmons’ football picks. Eff the Pats.

Thanks to everyone for coming! I don’t really remember the second game or any of you leaving, but I hope I hugged you good-bye.

Next weekend I will be in London teaching soccer hooligans what real football is and how obnoxious a fan can be. I’ve already packed the Terrible Towel.

Site of the Day: In honor of MLK, http://www.remembersegregation.org. This site reminds us how wrong the world was just a short while ago and how we still have a ways to go.

Who’s Lost? Freakin’ Everybody

Unlike the Rest Of America, I was not following the television show Lost. My erratic schedule and general flakiness prevents me from watching shows that require repeat viewing. I can keep up with Mythbusters and Monster Garage, but The West Wing is too much of a commitment. Lost was out of the question.
Then on Wednesday, in between nuzzle sessions with the pug, M & D forced me to watch the recap episode and then the season premier of the 21st century’s Gilligan’s Island. It’s stupid. And unbelievable. Pods, polar bears, others, black smoke versions of The Abyss probe, golf, a fat guy, and a heroine-addicted hobbit? Please! And these beautiful people were never doing it because the show was on at 8PM! Despite all that, the bastages got me hooked. It’s a mystery and once you get into a mystery, no matter how bad (as Dan Browne’s millions can prove), you have to finish it.

On top of its must-see-the-next-episode delivery, the show is the first one producesdwith the DVR in mind. The director’s included flashes that can only be seen by using the pause button. Fans spend hours discussing this on the Interweb in the week between shows. I would never do that, but just in case, here are some links:

The Official ABS Site
Lost TV – An unofficial message, but popular message board.
Lost World Fan Fiction Webring – The fans with too much time. Way to much.
Emilie de Ravin’s IMDB Page – She’s pretty. I would enjoy being stranded on a deserted island with her. Especially after I poisoned all the other dudes, which I’m surprised didn’t happen in the first episode. I mean, it would be the absolute first thing I would do, but like I said, the show is not realistic.

Looking at these sites and in the mirror, I realize we all are a little lost. We don’t need a compass or a path, however. Just a life. Despite that, don’t touch my DVR on Wednesdays. It will be busy.

Site of the Day: Bocephus predicts Steelers win.

Unlike the Rest Of America, I was not following the television show Lost. My erratic schedule and general flakiness prevents me from watching shows that require repeat viewing. I can keep up with Mythbusters and Monster Garage, but The West Wing is too much of a commitment. Lost was out of the question.

Then on Wednesday, in between nuzzle sessions with the pug, M & D forced me to watch the recap episode and then the season premier of the 21st century’s Gilligan’s Island. It’s stupid. And unbelievable. Pods, polar bears, others, black smoke versions of The Abyss probe, golf, a fat guy, and a heroine-addicted hobbit? Please! And these beautiful people were never doing it because the show was on at 8PM! Despite all that, the bastages got me hooked. It’s a mystery and once you get into a mystery, no matter how bad (as Dan Browne’s millions can prove), you have to finish it.

On top of its must-see-the-next-episode delivery, the show is the first one producesdwith the DVR in mind. The director’s included flashes that can only be seen by using the pause button. Fans spend hours discussing this on the Interweb in the week between shows. I would never do that, but just in case, here are some links:

The Official ABS Site
Lost TV – An unofficial message, but popular message board.
Lost World Fan Fiction Webring – The fans with too much time. Way to much.
Emilie de Ravin’s IMDB Page – She’s pretty. I would enjoy being stranded on a deserted island with her. Especially after I poisoned all the other dudes, which I’m surprised didn’t happen in the first episode. I mean, it would be the absolute first thing I would do, but like I said, the show is not realistic.

Looking at these sites and in the mirror, I realize we all are a little lost. We don’t need a compass or a path, however. Just a life. Despite that, don’t touch my DVR on Wednesdays. It will be busy.

Site of the Day: Bocephus predicts Steelers win.

Paco Love

I’m not ready to own a dog, but I do enjoy visiting Paco the One-Eyed Wonder Pug, adopted son of Mike and Diedre. He enjoys licking my face.
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paco_one_eye.jpg

I also visited M&D to hang a mirror for them using my new Panasonic cordless drill. I love my drill so much, that I am considering working weekends installing Elfa closets. How much would you pay to have a closet installed, considering that parts will run about $300? Please comment.

Site of the Day: What’s on people’s minds and lips these days? Check Yahoo’s Buzz Index. Today it’s author/fraud James Frey. I personally have nothing against the guy, but my sister Kelly wants to wring his neck.

I’m not ready to own a dog, but I do enjoy visiting Paco the One-Eyed Wonder Pug, adopted son of Mike and Diedre. He enjoys licking my face.

paco_me.jpg

paco_one_eye.jpg

I also visited M&D to hang a mirror for them using my new Panasonic cordless drill. I love my drill so much, that I am considering working weekends installing Elfa closets. How much would you pay to have a closet installed, considering that parts will run about $300? Please comment.

Site of the Day: What’s on people’s minds and lips these days? Check Yahoo’s Buzz Index. Today it’s author/fraud James Frey. I personally have nothing against the guy, but my sister Kelly wants to wring his neck.