Matt’s Moving Stew, It’s What’s for Dinner

During my last visit with Matt, he made some slow-cooker stew that was the epitome of stick-to-the-ribs. Since he was in the middle of a move, I've dubbed it "Matt's Moving Stew." In preparation of a Jer visit, I finally knocked of the rest of the unpacking (see the last box below) and to celebrate and to feed my hungry brother, I whipped up a batch of the stuff. The best part about slo-cooking is coming home to find dinner done.

Matt's Moving Stew (as stolen from Martha Stewart, which is how I know Matt is gay, ala The 40 Year-Old Virgin, not that there is anything wrong with that.)
3 pounds of beef chuck, trimmed of visible fat and cut into 1-1/2 inch cubes
1/3 cup tomato paste
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
coarse salt and ground pepper
1 pound medium onions (about 2) cut into 1-inch chunks
1 pound (about 6) small white or red potatoes, well scrubbed, halved if large
1 pound carrots, cut into 1-1/2 inch lengths
6 garlic gloves, crushed
2 bay leaves
Place beef in a 5-quart slow-cooker. Distribute tomato paste, vinegar, and flour over beef. Matt likes to add an extra splash of vinegar. Season generously with salt and pepper. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, garlic, and bay leaves. Cover slow-cooker. Cook on high until beef is fork-tender, about 5 hours (or cook on low heat for about 8 hours). Matt also recommends adding between 1/2 and 1-1/3 cups of water during the cooking.

I plan to add a savory shot later like my friend Rachelle always does. I put on a pound just reading her site.
UPDATE: Here it is
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More slow cooker recipes.
The Last Box
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During my last visit with Matt, he made some slow-cooker stew that was the epitome of stick-to-the-ribs. Since he was in the middle of a move, I've dubbed it "Matt's Moving Stew." In preparation of a Jer visit, I finally knocked of the rest of the unpacking (see the last box below) and to celebrate and to feed my hungry brother, I whipped up a batch of the stuff. The best part about slo-cooking is coming home to find dinner done.

Matt's Moving Stew (as stolen from Martha Stewart, which is how I know Matt is gay, ala The 40 Year-Old Virgin, not that there is anything wrong with that.)
3 pounds of beef chuck, trimmed of visible fat and cut into 1-1/2 inch cubes
1/3 cup tomato paste
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
coarse salt and ground pepper
1 pound medium onions (about 2) cut into 1-inch chunks
1 pound (about 6) small white or red potatoes, well scrubbed, halved if large
1 pound carrots, cut into 1-1/2 inch lengths
6 garlic gloves, crushed
2 bay leaves
Place beef in a 5-quart slow-cooker. Distribute tomato paste, vinegar, and flour over beef. Matt likes to add an extra splash of vinegar. Season generously with salt and pepper. Add onions, potatoes, carrots, garlic, and bay leaves. Cover slow-cooker. Cook on high until beef is fork-tender, about 5 hours (or cook on low heat for about 8 hours). Matt also recommends adding between 1/2 and 1-1/3 cups of water during the cooking.

I plan to add a savory shot later like my friend Rachelle always does. I put on a pound just reading her site.
UPDATE: Here it is
stew.jpg
More slow cooker recipes.
The Last Box
empty_box.jpg

Site of the Day: I don't really care, because I dislike Apple and fanboys, but all the kids are talking about the new (expensive and big) iPhone.

Put the Rug Right Under Me

What did you do this weekend? Did it involve sex, drugs, or rock and/or roll? I bought rugs. If you need rugs, I highly recommend the Better Carpet Warehouse on Atlantic in Brooklyn.

Site of the Day: Weird smells are back…and creepy!

What did you do this weekend? Did it involve sex, drugs, or rock and/or roll? I bought rugs. If you need rugs, I highly recommend the Better Carpet Warehouse on Atlantic in Brooklyn.

Site of the Day: Weird smells are back…and creepy!

Box-sprung

In the ongoing saga of minutia that is my life, my latest foe is a full-size box-spring, particularly my fiancée’s box-spring. You see in an effort to peacefully join possessions we kept my mattress, which we both agreed was more comfortable, and her bed and box-spring, which she liked the look of. The rub lies the fact that a box-spring makes a mattress exceptionally softer. Who would want this? My back now sounds like a Rubik’s cube every time I move.
According to Wikipedia, the box-spring has three uses: to raise the height of the bed, to protect the mattress, and to create a flat and firm surface for the mattress to rest on. I say crap to all this. We moved the mattress to the floor last night and things were immensely improved. I think college kids have the right idea. I’m chopping the bed and spring up tonight and hanging some black-light posters.

Yes, if you are wondering, I am slightly difficult to live with.

Today’s pic is from my walk home last night. The bridge is a beautiful, but noisy place.

Site of the Day: All good comes with bad, unhealthy dieting women are to blame for subway delays.

In the ongoing saga of minutia that is my life, my latest foe is a full-size box-spring, particularly my fiancée’s box-spring. You see in an effort to peacefully join possessions we kept my mattress, which we both agreed was more comfortable, and her bed and box-spring, which she liked the look of. The rub lies the fact that a box-spring makes a mattress exceptionally softer. Who would want this? My back now sounds like a Rubik’s cube every time I move.

According to Wikipedia, the box-spring has three uses: to raise the height of the bed, to protect the mattress, and to create a flat and firm surface for the mattress to rest on. I say crap to all this. We moved the mattress to the floor last night and things were immensely improved. I think college kids have the right idea. I’m chopping the bed and spring up tonight and hanging some black-light posters.

Yes, if you are wondering, I am slightly difficult to live with.

Today’s pic is from my walk home last night. The bridge is a beautiful, but noisy place.

Site of the Day: All good comes with bad, unhealthy dieting women are to blame for subway delays.

Happy Christmas, Belated

Today’s pic is from Saturday and shows the wtb standing in front of our pile of loot. We had a hectic week of moving and closing down old apartments, so she and I didn’t finish shopping until Dec. 26th. I recommend it. Less crowds.
We holidayed in historic New Jersey (see tree below). It was a fine time. The miltb (mother-in-law-to-be) made plain stuffing just for picky me,the filtb gave me many beers, and the wtb made me Tollhouse cookies, my absolute favorites (NO NUTS!)

I was a bit of a Scrooge this year, but I blame global warming. It’s so inconvenient.

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Sites of the Day: Good-bye, President Ford. You were a helluva guy and my brother Jerry’s favorite president. I hope there are nachos, beer, and maybe football in heaven.

On a happier note, a nice little winter film, from my robot friend.

Today’s pic is from Saturday and shows the wtb standing in front of our pile of loot. We had a hectic week of moving and closing down old apartments, so she and I didn’t finish shopping until Dec. 26th. I recommend it. Less crowds.

We holidayed in historic New Jersey (see tree below). It was a fine time. The miltb (mother-in-law-to-be) made plain stuffing just for picky me,the filtb gave me many beers, and the wtb made me Tollhouse cookies, my absolute favorites (NO NUTS!)

I was a bit of a Scrooge this year, but I blame global warming. It’s so inconvenient.

nj_christmas.jpg

Sites of the Day: Good-bye, President Ford. You were a helluva guy and my brother Jerry’s favorite president. I hope there are nachos, beer, and maybe football in heaven.

On a happier note, a nice little winter film, from my robot friend.

“Step 1…” “Put a hole in a box…”

Saturday Night Live is so much funnier as random clips. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out Adam Sandberg’s latest masterpiece with Justin Timberlake. By the way, I never really like Justin Timberlake, but repeated homeruns on SNL does help someone break the barrier into super stardom. Just look at Alec Baldwin.
Also a masterpiece, Rabbit of Seville. Actually, you can see the 50 greatest cartoons here, including The Cat Came Back.

Fellow bloggers, avoid clichés with the Cliché Detector.

A beer to the first person to solve today’s special X-mas Jumble!

Saturday Night Live is so much funnier as random clips. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out Adam Sandberg’s latest masterpiece with Justin Timberlake. By the way, I never really like Justin Timberlake, but repeated homeruns on SNL does help someone break the barrier into super stardom. Just look at Alec Baldwin.

Also a masterpiece, Rabbit of Seville. Actually, you can see the 50 greatest cartoons here, including The Cat Came Back.

Fellow bloggers, avoid clichés with the Cliché Detector.

A beer to the first person to solve today’s special X-mas Jumble!

I sweep for you.

Hi All. The wtb and I are still living in a world of cardboard, but some floor area is starting to appear and I have been sweeping it. Do stop by if you are in the neighborhood.

Site of the Day: IUP has a new sexy mascot, accidently.

Hi All. The wtb and I are still living in a world of cardboard, but some floor area is starting to appear and I have been sweeping it. Do stop by if you are in the neighborhood.

Site of the Day: IUP has a new sexy mascot, accidently.

Hey there, Partner!

Congrats to Dan who just made partner! This means he can have you all killed, so don’t eff with me!
In all seriousness, this is a huge accomplishment and the family could not be more proud. Way to go, Danny!

Site of the Day:

Congrats to Dan who just made partner! This means he can have you all killed, so don’t eff with me!

In all seriousness, this is a huge accomplishment and the family could not be more proud. Way to go, Danny!

Site of the Day:

Over the River and Through the Hoods

Is how I will get to work. Moving, Moving, Moving, keep those dishes and shoes moving. All I do is put things in boxes. If you are around this weekend, join me in putting things like wine and wings into my mouth.
I know. It’s only Thursday.

Site of the Day: For Ben, Hank Rollins on NetNeutrality. NSFW (lots of f-bombs).

Is how I will get to work. Moving, Moving, Moving, keep those dishes and shoes moving. All I do is put things in boxes. If you are around this weekend, join me in putting things like wine and wings into my mouth.

I know. It’s only Thursday.

Site of the Day: For Ben, Hank Rollins on NetNeutrality. NSFW (lots of f-bombs).

Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?

You know, I used to love Christmas, but this year I have no holiday joie de vivre. I haven’t bought one present yet, I have no decorations up. Global warming and moving concerns have sucked the eggnog out of my mistletoe. So in order to get into the spirit, I am making a to do list:
1.) Be nice. (I have to write this down to remember it.)
2.) Do my shopping. (I think I could knock off most of it online. Or I could knock off most of my family and be done with shopping forever.)
3.) Buy a wreath. (For the smell).
4.) Rent “Christmas Vacation.” (Tip o’ the hat to Colleen).
5.) Buy Ildi a moving present. (And I don’t mean the outfit pictured above).
6.) Stop eating reindeer meat.
7.) Stop practicing Kabbalah.
8.) Like (but not like like) my fellow man.

What are you doing out there to get into the spirit?

Site of the Day: The Daily Show says Good Riddance to the 109th.

You know, I used to love Christmas, but this year I have no holiday joie de vivre. I haven’t bought one present yet, I have no decorations up. Global warming and moving concerns have sucked the eggnog out of my mistletoe. So in order to get into the spirit, I am making a to do list:

1.) Be nice. (I have to write this down to remember it.)
2.) Do my shopping. (I think I could knock off most of it online. Or I could knock off most of my family and be done with shopping forever.)
3.) Buy a wreath. (For the smell).
4.) Rent “Christmas Vacation.” (Tip o’ the hat to Colleen).
5.) Buy Ildi a moving present. (And I don’t mean the outfit pictured above).
6.) Stop eating reindeer meat.
7.) Stop practicing Kabbalah.
8.) Like (but not like like) my fellow man.

What are you doing out there to get into the spirit?

Site of the Day: The Daily Show says Good Riddance to the 109th.