So of course, yesterday when I wrote, “I’d like to announce that I am formally seeing Candice. Sorry, girls. I’m off the market.” It was an April Fool’s joke. “Candice” was just some very drunk girl who was at the show. She was all messed up on something, pacing and clapping in front of the stage. Then she sat on stage and stared at Trice, longingly. After the song, she lit a cigarette while continuing to sit on stage. Finally, she got up and walked around dancing up against random guys while the whole bar watched. She sort of stole the show and Erik and I should have bounced her.
Only, two people were fooled by my joke. I will make fun of one of them. The lucky stiff? Ben. You doofus.
Happy Birthday to Erik! Buy him a drink tonight at Sing-Sing.
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