Just remember, Ben, the only thing gayer than flowers or duckies is sweater vests.
Ouch. Snap.
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I left work late last night, stressed and tired. I thought I was having a bad day and then I caught a thread of a conversation between two old men outside a bodega. The one was gasticulating fiercely and chewing on a cigarette and I heard him say, “I mean, what the fuck?! The state sent a letter…and they’ve issued a warrant…” I realized my day was not so bad.
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“The Whole Ten Yards” opens tonight. That is a movie I would only ever see due to the encouragement of something short and cute with nice boobs.
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Tiger Woods is not doing so well at The Masters and the announcers are blaming it on is unbelievably good looking fiance. With apologies to the ladies, I think most greatness in this world is achieved ny sexually frustrated young men. You serve a role by frustrating. I know that the only reason that I know how to recombine DNA and Tyler can differentiate three variable equations is that neither one of us got laid in college.
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Site of the Day: From old chum and fellow byte-geek Jamie Lantzy, The Subservient Chicken.