Bachelor Chops

Here’s a recipe for pork chops that is inexpensive, tasty, and quick to make. If you can’t cook right now, maybe these bachelor chops will ruin your appetite.
BACHELOR CHOPS
2 Thick-cut, bone in chops
1 Cup Italian bread crumbs
1/2 Packet Good Seasons Zesty Italian dressing mix
3 Tbsp. Vegetable oil

Put the oil in a skillet or pan that is also safe for the oven and place on high heat. On a plate, mix the dressing mix and bread crumbs. Wash the chops and while still moist, dip in the crumbs. You can also dip the chops in milk or a beaten egg, but what bachelor has those in the fridge? That would take up valuable beer space and certainly go bad.

Put the chops in the hot oil, a minute or so on each side, until nice and brown. Then, put the whole pan in a 425 degree oven for 18-20 minutes, until a sliced chop is white through.

Makes enough for a dinner and a lunch, or to share with a lusty young lass.
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Bachelor chops are traditionally served with Stove Top Stuffing and something green thrown on the George Foreman Grill. Mmmmm, mmmm, marketing.
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Did you watch Friends? I watched Cops – Crimes of Passion instead. It’s like Friends, except a shirtless tattooed Ross beats the hell out of Rachel with bad skin before getting back with her..
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Here’s a recipe for pork chops that is inexpensive, tasty, and quick to make. If you can’t cook right now, maybe these bachelor chops will ruin your appetite.

BACHELOR CHOPS
2 Thick-cut, bone in chops
1 Cup Italian bread crumbs
1/2 Packet Good Seasons Zesty Italian dressing mix
3 Tbsp. Vegetable oil

Put the oil in a skillet or pan that is also safe for the oven and place on high heat. On a plate, mix the dressing mix and bread crumbs. Wash the chops and while still moist, dip in the crumbs. You can also dip the chops in milk or a beaten egg, but what bachelor has those in the fridge? That would take up valuable beer space and certainly go bad.

Put the chops in the hot oil, a minute or so on each side, until nice and brown. Then, put the whole pan in a 425 degree oven for 18-20 minutes, until a sliced chop is white through.

Makes enough for a dinner and a lunch, or to share with a lusty young lass.
…
Bachelor chops are traditionally served with Stove Top Stuffing and something green thrown on the George Foreman Grill. Mmmmm, mmmm, marketing.
…
Did you watch Friends? I watched Cops – Crimes of Passion instead. It’s like Friends, except a shirtless tattooed Ross beats the hell out of Rachel with bad skin before getting back with her..
…
Site of the Day: From Erik, The Infinite Cat Project.