Once upon a time there was a little turtle who hated Christmas. He hated it so much that everyday he would bite the nose of his roommate. He bit her nose so much that it would bleed and glow red with pain. One day the little turtle’s keeper picked him up and said, “No more biting, turtle, or I will throw you in the Hudson where the salt will kill you slowly.” But then a Christmas miracle happened. A Christmas angel snuck a new tank into his expensese somehow and then disappeared. When the little turtle was put in the new tank, he realized he didn’t hate Christmas but rather hated sharing a room. He chilled out and lived happily ever after.
The End
PS Would anyone like to adopt a holiday turtle? Make soup out of him, I don’t care. I’m sick of changing the water.
I kid! I love Ike. (The other one is Tina)
Once upon a time there was a little turtle who hated Christmas. He hated it so much that everyday he would bite the nose of his roommate. He bit her nose so much that it would bleed and glow red with pain. One day the little turtle’s keeper picked him up and said, “No more biting, turtle, or I will throw you in the Hudson where the salt will kill you slowly.” But then a Christmas miracle happened. A Christmas angel snuck a new tank into his expensese somehow and then disappeared. When the little turtle was put in the new tank, he realized he didn’t hate Christmas but rather hated sharing a room. He chilled out and lived happily ever after.
The End
PS Would anyone like to adopt a holiday turtle? Make soup out of him, I don’t care. I’m sick of changing the water.
I kid! I love Ike. (The other one is Tina)
