According to the news this week, the cookie monster is going healthy. Apparently, the muppet, whose name is the cookie monster, will now teach kids about responsible eating. While I respect the people at the Children’s Television Workshop for worrying about the welfare of kids, this is ridiculous.
The cookie monster is not about responsibility. He is the bad egg. That baggy necked freak doesn’t need other letters, especially the guest letter, or any carrot sticks. Let Elmo, Big Bird, or any of the other goody-two-shoes worry about the alphabet. “C” and cookies are all that count to this decadent beast. He shouldn’t give a crap if the little, video-game addicted butterballs in this countryneed the electronic babysitter to tell them that being fat is not cool. He likes cookies. If they want to send a message, have him only eat cookies and fat children.
That is a lesson children need to learn. The world is harsh place full of crackheads, sex addicts, and cookie fiends. The sooner a young person learns that, the sooner they can learn to protect themselves. Also, while you don’t want to be a cookie monster, they make great roommates.
I haven’t been this annoyed since Snuffaluffagus came out of the alley.
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Site of the Day: I like cooking as an engineer.
According to the news this week, the cookie monster is going healthy. Apparently, the muppet, whose name is the cookie monster, will now teach kids about responsible eating. While I respect the people at the Children’s Television Workshop for worrying about the welfare of kids, this is ridiculous.
The cookie monster is not about responsibility. He is the bad egg. That baggy necked freak doesn’t need other letters, especially the guest letter, or any carrot sticks. Let Elmo, Big Bird, or any of the other goody-two-shoes worry about the alphabet. “C” and cookies are all that count to this decadent beast. He shouldn’t give a crap if the little, video-game addicted butterballs in this countryneed the electronic babysitter to tell them that being fat is not cool. He likes cookies. If they want to send a message, have him only eat cookies and fat children.
That is a lesson children need to learn. The world is harsh place full of crackheads, sex addicts, and cookie fiends. The sooner a young person learns that, the sooner they can learn to protect themselves. Also, while you don’t want to be a cookie monster, they make great roommates.
I haven’t been this annoyed since Snuffaluffagus came out of the alley.
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Site of the Day: I like cooking as an engineer.
