I don’t really believe much in an afterlife. Certainly not the cloudy harp convention that cartoon characters always float up to. But if there is some sort of evermore, I hope one of the gifts is a bit of clarity. Sure, I’d like to know the grand unification theory, how the it all started, or the secret to making love last. But one of my early questions would be how and why “ted danson” came to be written on this toilet seat.
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For the record, the real Ted Danson is a nice guy. Dan met him at a spa in Arizona and reports that he is very personable.
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Site of the Day: Maybe the Flying Spagehetti Monster created Ted Danson.
I don’t really believe much in an afterlife. Certainly not the cloudy harp convention that cartoon characters always float up to. But if there is some sort of evermore, I hope one of the gifts is a bit of clarity. Sure, I’d like to know the grand unification theory, how the it all started, or the secret to making love last. But one of my early questions would be how and why “ted danson” came to be written on this toilet seat.
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For the record, the real Ted Danson is a nice guy. Dan met him at a spa in Arizona and reports that he is very personable.
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Site of the Day: Maybe the Flying Spagehetti Monster created Ted Danson.