Jerry C Murdered Your Movie

Two nights ago, Jerry called me and we chatted on the phone for a bit, mostly about the money he owes me. Then he asked what I was doing with the rest of my evening and I told him I had rented Memento.
“Oh, I can’t believe you never saw it,” he said, “It’s so good. It has that chick from The Matrix…Carrie-Anne Moss. SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!

Now I have replaced what he said with the word “SPOILER” to protect any readers that haven’t seen the movie. I missed it when it came out in 2000 because as you can tell by looking at my archives, I didn’t exist. If you’d like to know what fact Jerry rudely revealed, highlight this following sentence: Carrie-Anne Moss’s character turns out to be so evil.

I pieced all this together from Post-it notes I found around my apartment after I awoke bearing this new tattoo. Life is funny, but hard to remember.

Site of the Day: Waste your work day, or your life, more small internet games.

Two nights ago, Jerry called me and we chatted on the phone for a bit, mostly about the money he owes me. Then he asked what I was doing with the rest of my evening and I told him I had rented Memento.

“Oh, I can’t believe you never saw it,” he said, “It’s so good. It has that chick from The Matrix…Carrie-Anne Moss. SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!

Now I have replaced what he said with the word “SPOILER” to protect any readers that haven’t seen the movie. I missed it when it came out in 2000 because as you can tell by looking at my archives, I didn’t exist. If you’d like to know what fact Jerry rudely revealed, highlight this following sentence: Carrie-Anne Moss’s character turns out to be so evil.

I pieced all this together from Post-it notes I found around my apartment after I awoke bearing this new tattoo. Life is funny, but hard to remember.

Site of the Day: Waste your work day, or your life, more small internet games.