I used to look down my hipster-doofus nose over my PBR at people who watched reality TV. Then, I was almost on a reality show and I also got hooked on Joe Millionaire and I got a taste. Then some genius producer created Dancing With the Stars. Millions of women out there think their hetero signifigant others are doing them a huge favor by watching this show about ballroom dancing. Little do they know that it's Cheryl Burke and her barely there outfits that make me happy to turn off the Discovery Channel. She's the wonderful thing about tiggers: bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. And the rest of the cast is also leotardo-rific.
I used to look down my hipster-doofus nose over my PBR at people who watched reality TV. Then, I was almost on a reality show and I also got hooked on Joe Millionaire and I got a taste. Then some genius producer created Dancing With the Stars. Millions of women out there think their hetero signifigant others are doing them a huge favor by watching this show about ballroom dancing. Little do they know that it's Cheryl Burke and her barely there outfits that make me happy to turn off the Discovery Channel. She's the wonderful thing about tiggers: bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. And the rest of the cast is also leotardo-rific.
