Hair Gel Is Verbotten

I skimped on my latest haircut (instead of my usual guy at So-hair) and I paid the price. To make it look worse, I allowed the woman to gel it up before I went home. Let this photo serve as a warning to you. Gel seems to be the new frat-ballcap these days. Just see the site Gay or Jersey? or Growing Up Gotti to see some really bad hair. People out there make their head look like that in a non-ironic fashion. Insane.

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You know what's not insane and what may or may not be true? The story I will be telling at The Liar Show tomorrow in Brooklyn. You really should attend, even if there is a good chance you have heard my story before. Here's the details:

I skimped on my latest haircut (instead of my usual guy at So-hair) and I paid the price. To make it look worse, I allowed the woman to gel it up before I went home. Let this photo serve as a warning to you. Gel seems to be the new frat-ballcap these days. Just see the site Gay or Jersey? or Growing Up Gotti to see some really bad hair. People out there make their head look like that in a non-ironic fashion. Insane.

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You know what's not insane and what may or may not be true? The story I will be telling at The Liar Show tomorrow in Brooklyn. You really should attend, even if there is a good chance you have heard my story before. Here's the details:

The Liar Show
Thursday, July 12 @ 8:00pm
Donna da Vine Wine Bar

Directions

The gist of the show is that four performers tell stories, one is telling a lie. The audience gets slips of paper and gets to vote on the fibber. Correct votes win a t-shirt. I will be one of the potential fabricators, so you should show up to see me be nervous. The venue is great and weather permitting we might perform in the garden.