Merry Christmas, Mr. Conrad

My dear friend Susan had her annual Christmas party on Saturday and I volunteered to carve the turkey. In gratitude, the girls later created a Sean sandwich on the dancefloor, using their boobs as the bread.
I’m aware that this is not normal. To appease the karma gods, I went shopping for other people on Sunday, rather than watch football.

Thanks to Lauren for the pics.
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SOTD: Watch this and tell me if it is interesting.