Ladies and gentleman, presenting your 2008 Altoona Trout! This is the team assembled to defend the World Championship of the League of Extraordinary Drunks.
Starters:
- QB – Matt "Burgher" Schaub
- RB – Joseph "The Tool" Addai
- RB – Frank "Blood" Gore
- WR – Calvin "Bad Boy"Johnson
- WR – Jericho "Thunder Crotch" Cotchery
- WR – Brandon "Unforgettable" Marshall
- TE – Kellen "The Warrier [sic]" Winslow
- K – Mason "Bing" Crosby
- Def – TBD
Reserves:
- QB – Vince "The Promise" Young
- RB – Edgerrin "Big Papa" James
- RB – Maurice "The Piece" Jones-Drew
- WR – Reggie "Uptown" Brown
- WR – Ted "Rat-a-tat" Ginn Jr.
- TE – Owen "Waivers Bound" Daniels
So, clearly a champion team. You may wonder why I don't have a defense. It's because I am a really good (CHAMPIONSHIP) coach and I know you can always get a decent D or kicker on waivers.
Schaub?!?! You might also mutter. Have no fear. The Pittsburgh native will hurl the Trout once again to the playoffs. Last year I beat Tom Brady in the final with Kurt Warner. After all, it's not called Reality Football.
Go Trout!
Ladies and gentleman, presenting your 2008 Altoona Trout! This is the team assembled to defend the World Championship of the League of Extraordinary Drunks.
Starters:
- QB – Matt "Burgher" Schaub
- RB – Joseph "The Tool" Addai
- RB – Frank "Blood" Gore
- WR – Calvin "Bad Boy"Johnson
- WR – Jericho "Thunder Crotch" Cotchery
- WR – Brandon "Unforgettable" Marshall
- TE – Kellen "The Warrier [sic]" Winslow
- K – Mason "Bing" Crosby
- Def – TBD
Reserves:
- QB – Vince "The Promise" Young
- RB – Edgerrin "Big Papa" James
- RB – Maurice "The Piece" Jones-Drew
- WR – Reggie "Uptown" Brown
- WR – Ted "Rat-a-tat" Ginn Jr.
- TE – Owen "Waivers Bound" Daniels
So, clearly a champion team. You may wonder why I don't have a defense. It's because I am a really good (CHAMPIONSHIP) coach and I know you can always get a decent D or kicker on waivers.
Schaub?!?! You might also mutter. Have no fear. The Pittsburgh native will hurl the Trout once again to the playoffs. Last year I beat Tom Brady in the final with Kurt Warner. After all, it's not called Reality Football.
Go Trout!