I like monkeys.

I like monkeys. (I didn’t write that.) …
Some people stop halfway up the steps from the subway and open their umbrella, petrified that they might get struck by one drop of rain. This holds up the people behind them and often they unknowingly poke people entering the subway in eye with the points of their umbrella. The people that do this…I hate them.
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If you are a gal and you need a gift idea for your fella, consider Hanes tagless t-shirts. A guy can never have to many t-shirts and every time is neck his itch free due to the new tagless technology, he will think of you. And your breasts.
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SOTD: Cats and politics.

I like monkeys. (I didn’t write that.)
…
Some people stop halfway up the steps from the subway and open their umbrella, petrified that they might get struck by one drop of rain. This holds up the people behind them and often they unknowingly poke people entering the subway in eye with the points of their umbrella. The people that do this…I hate them.
…
If you are a gal and you need a gift idea for your fella, consider Hanes tagless t-shirts. A guy can never have to many t-shirts and every time is neck his itch free due to the new tagless technology, he will think of you. And your breasts.
…
SOTD: Cats and politics.