“I’m not one of your fans.” My friend Kristen loves Mommie Dearest. Chicks are weird.
Inspired by the New Year, Queer-eye, Diedre, and a complete lack of space, I cleaned out my closet this weekend and replaced all the hangers. I’m ashamed to say it did give me a sense of personal satisfaction, but that maybe just because I was able to uncover my couch.
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Pete Rose is an asshole who should not only be banned from baseball, but other things like Pizza Hut and Carmikle Cinemas. Let’s not forget that the Hall of Fame is a hall of fame for men who play a children’s game. I love sports, but they are still just games. I could overlook degenerate gambling in say, a potential peace prize candidate. Accords are not children’s games. They are actually important. Batting well for the Reds didn’t save any lives, you big chin’ed, narrow-eyed goon. You were a paid entertainer and you double-dipped. Try shuffleboard, because baseball still doesn’t want you.
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Ninety-five people visited the website yesterday and not one emailed to ask if Tyler was alright. You people are cold.
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SOTD: Why I hate personal weblogs.