Liberty City Blues

I just had a date leave me for driving dangerously, so I went back to an Irish bar, got drunk, got into a fight, drove drunk, and then got arrested. Then I robbed a cabbie and a bowling lane attendant. You either know this is all in the virtual sin haven of Liberty City and are jealous that I got GTA IV on release day (thanks, Dan!) or you don't. If not, just move along.

I just had a date leave me for driving dangerously, so I went back to an Irish bar, got drunk, got into a fight, drove drunk, and then got arrested. Then I robbed a cabbie and a bowling lane attendant. You either know this is all in the virtual sin haven of Liberty City and are jealous that I got GTA IV on release day (thanks, Dan!) or you don't. If not, just move along.