Why Do I Dislike Hillary Clinton So Much?

I'm a registered Democrat and New Yorker. I protested against the war and George W. Bush. I strongly believe in electing candidates based on intelligence and success, and not charisma or likability. So why do I dislike Hilary Clinton so much? Why do I just want her to go away?

The Reasons I Tell Myself For Disliking Hillary Clinton

  • She seems disingenuous.
  • She will lose the general election.
  • Too many years of Clintons and Bushes.
  • I don't dislike her, I just like Obama more.

The Real Reasons I Dislike Hillary Clinton

  • She's an unattractive cuckold-ess that would pluck baby eyeballs out if votes were underneath.
  • I'm probably sexist.
  • She's not Bill.

 

I'm a registered Democrat and New Yorker. I protested against the war and George W. Bush. I strongly believe in electing candidates based on intelligence and success, and not charisma or likability. So why do I dislike Hilary Clinton so much? Why do I just want her to go away?

The Reasons I Tell Myself For Disliking Hillary Clinton

  • She seems disingenuous.
  • She will lose the general election.
  • Too many years of Clintons and Bushes.
  • I don't dislike her, I just like Obama more.

The Real Reasons I Dislike Hillary Clinton

  • She's an unattractive cuckold-ess that would pluck baby eyeballs out if votes were underneath.
  • I'm probably sexist.
  • She's not Bill.