I’m Not Diane

The blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I've worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don't know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.

Things to Do:

  • Post wedding pictures
  • Caption the honeymoon shots
  • Post the wedding mix tape

So while I was in Sicily, the head of the mafia was arrested. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:

  1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
  2. Never look at the wives of friends.
  3. Never be seen with cops.
  4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
  5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty – even if your wife's about to give birth.
  6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
  7. Wives must be treated with respect.
  8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
  9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
  10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

They forgot #11, "Killing? Oh that's fine." Among others, I certainly fail #4.

The blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I've worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don't know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.

Things to Do:

  • Post wedding pictures
  • Caption the honeymoon shots
  • Post the wedding mix tape

So while I was in Sicily, the head of the mafia was arrested. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:

  1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
  2. Never look at the wives of friends.
  3. Never be seen with cops.
  4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
  5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty – even if your wife's about to give birth.
  6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
  7. Wives must be treated with respect.
  8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
  9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
  10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

They forgot #11, "Killing? Oh that's fine." Among others, I certainly fail #4.