The blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I've worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don't know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.
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Things to Do:
- Post wedding pictures
- Caption the honeymoon shots
- Post the wedding mix tape
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So while I was in Sicily, the head of the mafia was arrested. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:
- No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
- Never look at the wives of friends.
- Never be seen with cops.
- Don't go to pubs and clubs.
- Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty – even if your wife's about to give birth.
- Appointments must absolutely be respected.
- Wives must be treated with respect.
- When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
- Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
- People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.
They forgot #11, "Killing? Oh that's fine." Among others, I certainly fail #4.
The blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I've worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don't know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.
…
Things to Do:
- Post wedding pictures
- Caption the honeymoon shots
- Post the wedding mix tape
…
So while I was in Sicily, the head of the mafia was arrested. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:
- No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
- Never look at the wives of friends.
- Never be seen with cops.
- Don't go to pubs and clubs.
- Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty – even if your wife's about to give birth.
- Appointments must absolutely be respected.
- Wives must be treated with respect.
- When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
- Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
- People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.
They forgot #11, "Killing? Oh that's fine." Among others, I certainly fail #4.