Somehow I got sucked into a weight loss contest at the office with a bunch of coworkers. It’s not fair because, frankly, I am already beautiful. Still, I hate to lose, so on the way home I bought a bunch of my old bachelor diet food. This is what I used to eat before I lived with a woman. Some items are:
– Salami
– White bread
– 2% milk cheddar cheese
– Baked Ruffles
– Reduced fat Triscuits
– Grapes
– Pickles
– Yogurt
– Knorr’s Rice Sides
– Soup
The thing that makes them diet is that most items are low fat or such. More importantly, just eating at home as opposed to a restaurant eliminates a lot of calories from the day. The thing that makes these items bachelor is that no matter what combination you grab, the max time to a plate of food (and back to the game, video or football) is seven minutes.
I let you know how my weight loss goes. I expect to only put on two or three.