My Primanti Bros, The Light Version

Pre-chopped cole-slaw, Ken's Steakhouse Lite Oil & Vinegar, Light Chips (with Olestra!), Fat-free Miracle Whip, sliced Boar's Head pepper turkey, Claussen pickles. This is my non-aorta-clogging version of the Primanti Bros' sandwich that I have been eating all summer.

Have you ever noticed many Midwestern recipes have name brands in them? It's always "Velveeta" not "cheddar cheese." Those marketers are sharp.

Pre-chopped cole-slaw, Ken's Steakhouse Lite Oil & Vinegar, Light Chips (with Olestra!), Fat-free Miracle Whip, sliced Boar's Head pepper turkey, Claussen pickles. This is my non-aorta-clogging version of the Primanti Bros' sandwich that I have been eating all summer.

Have you ever noticed many Midwestern recipes have name brands in them? It's always "Velveeta" not "cheddar cheese." Those marketers are sharp.