You know, I used to love Christmas, but this year I have no holiday joie de vivre. I haven’t bought one present yet, I have no decorations up. Global warming and moving concerns have sucked the eggnog out of my mistletoe. So in order to get into the spirit, I am making a to do list:
1.) Be nice. (I have to write this down to remember it.)
2.) Do my shopping. (I think I could knock off most of it online. Or I could knock off most of my family and be done with shopping forever.)
3.) Buy a wreath. (For the smell).
4.) Rent “Christmas Vacation.” (Tip o’ the hat to Colleen).
5.) Buy Ildi a moving present. (And I don’t mean the outfit pictured above).
6.) Stop eating reindeer meat.
7.) Stop practicing Kabbalah.
8.) Like (but not like like) my fellow man.
What are you doing out there to get into the spirit?
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