I’m going to edit a collection of shorts called “Chicken Soup for the Cold Afflicted’s Soul.” It will be a collection of chicken soup recipes for people with colds, because it turns out it does work. The above plate, some tylenol, and a lot of college football cured me right up.
How come the Chicken Soup people don’t publish one for the serial killers soul? They have every other g**damn one.
Editor’s Note: After research, I discovered that they do have Chicken Soup for the Prisoner’s Soul. Well, there’s egg on my face. Read the review by JS “Fruity Pebbles” Mason. Priceless.
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Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? There was a celebrity t괥-୴괥 between Matthew McConaheehaw and Will Ferrel that was funny. Will got the better of the exchange, but Matt came back, both with stoner windmills during “God Bless America” and then with a Tejas win. Hook ’em horns.
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Site of the Day: Retro Crushes Annoying 2005 List. The thing I hate most about 2005? The increasing popularity of “mashups,” when DJs put the lyrics of one song over the music of another. You know what is better than Kanye West over The Clash? … The Clash.
Grumpy and old, and only 31.
I’m going to edit a collection of shorts called “Chicken Soup for the Cold Afflicted’s Soul.” It will be a collection of chicken soup recipes for people with colds, because it turns out it does work. The above plate, some tylenol, and a lot of college football cured me right up.
How come the Chicken Soup people don’t publish one for the serial killers soul? They have every other g**damn one.
Editor’s Note: After research, I discovered that they do have Chicken Soup for the Prisoner’s Soul. Well, there’s egg on my face. Read the review by JS “Fruity Pebbles” Mason. Priceless.
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Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? There was a celebrity t괥-୴괥 between Matthew McConaheehaw and Will Ferrel that was funny. Will got the better of the exchange, but Matt came back, both with stoner windmills during “God Bless America” and then with a Tejas win. Hook ’em horns.
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Site of the Day: Retro Crushes Annoying 2005 List. The thing I hate most about 2005? The increasing popularity of “mashups,” when DJs put the lyrics of one song over the music of another. You know what is better than Kanye West over The Clash? … The Clash.
Grumpy and old, and only 31.
