The company Christmas party descended to Giorgione on Spring Street last night. Shown in today’s picture is the NYC Development Team, from left: Ryan, Anh (pronounced “Ann”), Howard, and me (pronounced “used car salesman). Fun was had by all, but I don’t recommend Giorgione. The appetizers were odd and they played terrible light 70’s music like “My Beautiful Balloon.”
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Still shopping? I know that I am. Here are some gift suggestions that you can make at home:
– Give a spiky star.
– iCozy
– Wooden Ferrari
– P0rn (NSFW). That link goes to homemadep0rn.com. I didn’t actually follow the link, I’m just guessing that the site exists. I wouldn’t click it at work. I probably wouldn’t click it at home, either. It seems like the people who make homemade porn always look like John Daly.
– Flame-thrower
– Mayonnaise
– Mirrored parabola
As you can see and as we all know, homemade gifts suck.
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