Here’s some links for lunch:
Hopeless: The Kazakhstan government dealing with Borat.
Clueless: How to fix Mom and Dad’s computer during the holidays. Good tips for anyone.
Tactless: Katrina refugees leave donated home in Marlyand with “MD Sucks” spray-painted on the side.
Swiftness: I can type the alphabet in 8.63 seconds.
Pointless: The Treadmill Bike
Classless: And finally, as shown above, if you want to be obnoxiously rich, have Aerosmith (and 50 Cent, Stevie Nicks, and Don Henley) perform at your daughters Bat Mitzvah.