I wish that I was reporting a smile so bright that it would melt the eyes of young children, old people, and Lucy Pinder, but I’m not. Today’s picture is an artist’s interpretation of what I expected my teeth to look like after fourteen days of Crest White Strips. The truth is that my carefully crafted photographs, using the same lighting and positioning, revealed very little difference between my teeth today and the ones of two weeks ago. It could be because I smoke and drink a lot of coffee, but I choose to blame the product.
So the verdict on White Stripes? Thumbs down.
Related: The White Strips Experiment Begins
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Site of the Day: Helping monkeys are real (narrated by Alan Thicke, of course). And I want one.
I wish that I was reporting a smile so bright that it would melt the eyes of young children, old people, and Lucy Pinder, but I’m not. Today’s picture is an artist’s interpretation of what I expected my teeth to look like after fourteen days of Crest White Strips. The truth is that my carefully crafted photographs, using the same lighting and positioning, revealed very little difference between my teeth today and the ones of two weeks ago. It could be because I smoke and drink a lot of coffee, but I choose to blame the product.
So the verdict on White Stripes? Thumbs down.
Related: The White Strips Experiment Begins
…
Site of the Day: Helping monkeys are real (narrated by Alan Thicke, of course). And I want one.