Who is Danica Patrick? Only the hottest (in every sense of the word) thing to hit car racing since…well, they’ve always been ugly dudes. You could curdle milk with Andretti’s mug.
This Sunday, Danica Patrick established herself among the premier Indy drivers, men or women, by placing fourth at the Indy 500, after a near win for the Rahal Letterman Team. This makes her the most successful cross-over female athlete ever. She’s only 22, 5’2″ tall, and a meager 100 pounds, which makes her look fourteen. This makes the deep crush I have on her all the more disturbing, but I validate it because I like her for her talent. The fact that she is hot just seals it.
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Insert some Deep Throat joke that has not already been made a thousand times here.
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Site of the Day: Another idea I wish I had first: a man plans to visit 1000 bars in one year, many in New York. I call that “February.”