Thighs’ Schwag

I love crossword puzzles and I am fond of Elisha Cutbert, so I was happy to solve the Thighmaster’s crossword puzzle. To reward my labors, he sent me a bag of schwag, complete with and Inside Deep Throat t-shirt, a Duran Duran CD, and some DVD called Doggy Poo. It’s good to be smart. I’m mailing all of it to my brother Jerry to wish him a happy birthday today.
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Site of the Day: Superman is a dick.