| Need a last minute present? Want to get someone something extra special? Why not splurge for the 5′ Dancing and Singing Robotic Santa? For a reasonable $69.99 at your local Bed Bath & Beyond you can purchase this animatronic wonder. He sings. He swivels his hips provocatively. It’s like the real St. Nick is right there in your living room. Waiting for you to go to sleep so he can kill you. |  |
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Imagine the nightmares you could give small children with this thing belting at them as they come down the stairs on Christmas morning. Its ventriliqist dummy mouth bobs with the words of the tinny music, but it seems to be saying, “I want child blood!” From the warning sign stuck on his button, I gathered he can also be used for some sort of love making. A vision of that could scar children from 1 to 92. |
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