At the time of writing this no official winner has been declared, but it appears that statistically that Ohio will go to Bush and he will win the election. As a Kerry supporter, I am very disappointed. On the walk to work I drafted in my head a letter to each of the parties saying basically, “Get ’em next time,” to the Dems and to the Repubs. “Let’s not be divided and please use your term wisely.”
Or if I was more honest, to the Dems, “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!? HOW THE HELL DID YOU SCREW THAT UP?!?! THE WAR AND THE ECONOMY ARE IN THE SHITTER AND THE LITTLE MAN CAN’T EVEN FORM COMPLETE SENTENCES!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE?!?! Are you not aware that CHEATING IS REQUIRED?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!”
To Republicans, “Sooner or later you are going to be culpable for the fear mongering and irrational evangelism. I linked the larger words to a dictionary you narrow-minded, self-righteous, illiterate fucks.” [Ed. note: Obviously, I am venting, but actually quite a few Americans are illiterate.]
Whoa. I almost feel better, but not quite. Vince Lombardi said show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser, but I have no more energy after today for sour grapes. It’s interesting that the emotions are so similar to having your favorite sports team lose the championship, when the actual stakes are worlds apart.
From Tyler:
Q: If both Al Qaeda and American Republicans know what God is thinking, why are these two groups at war?
A: Trick question, they aren’t at war. America invaded Iraq, not Saudi Arabia.
Fuck. Ok, time to move on.
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