Tuesday Trivia is a Gas.

My beloved brother Jerry is in town often on business and sometimes I’m fortunate enough to have him join me for Trivia Night at The Edge (thanks to Val for taking the shot). Our trio came in fourth place because we didn’t know where the tallest building in the world is: Tai Pei, Taiwan, what “gymnos” the root of “gymnastics” means: nude, and what year 2001: A Space Odyssey came out: 1968, a year before we landed on the moon. Sometimes I feel like Laverne’s slow cousin that Lenny violated when I miss questions like that. …
On another rant, if one more person from a town like Bumbfuck, Tennessee tells me that he or she has a cousin who works on copy machines at an office that sells plumbing supplies to a contracter who installed the toilet of the house that is owned by a family that lives next door to an F! B! I! (said like Keanu Reaves in Point Break) agent, AND that person said that there would be TROUBLE during the convention. Well, I’m just going to suddenly pop that person’s eyeballs out with my thumbs. My government is working around the clock to keep me scared, you don’t need to help.

Site of the Day: The Making of Lauren – Hot in a weird way.

My beloved brother Jerry is in town often on business and sometimes I’m fortunate enough to have him join me for Trivia Night at The Edge (thanks to Val for taking the shot). Our trio came in fourth place because we didn’t know where the tallest building in the world is: Tai Pei, Taiwan, what “gymnos” the root of “gymnastics” means: nude, and what year 2001: A Space Odyssey came out: 1968, a year before we landed on the moon. Sometimes I feel like Laverne’s slow cousin that Lenny violated when I miss questions like that.

On another rant, if one more person from a town like Bumbfuck, Tennessee tells me that he or she has a cousin who works on copy machines at an office that sells plumbing supplies to a contracter who installed the toilet of the house that is owned by a family that lives next door to an F! B! I! (said like Keanu Reaves in Point Break) agent, AND that person said that there would be TROUBLE during the convention. Well, I’m just going to suddenly pop that person’s eyeballs out with my thumbs. My government is working around the clock to keep me scared, you don’t need to help.

Site of the Day: The Making of Lauren – Hot in a weird way.