Today is the first day of Spring.

I was late putting up today’s post because I’m always late. Here’s a list of excuses I’ve used for being tardy to work:

  1. Having sex.
  2. Not used to Daylight Savings.
  3. Saving a girl on a moped.
  4. Still drunk.
  5. Cocksuckers blew up the WTC.
  6. Bad hair.
  7. Watching the Condoleeza Rice hearings.
  8. Grumpy

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SOTD: All the way from left coast Kevin, a Chinese Winter Wonderland.

I was late putting up today’s post because I’m always late. Here’s a list of excuses I’ve used for being tardy to work:

  1. Having sex.
  2. Not used to Daylight Savings.
  3. Saving a girl on a moped.
  4. Still drunk.
  5. Cocksuckers blew up the WTC.
  6. Bad hair.
  7. Watching the Condoleeza Rice hearings.
  8. Grumpy

…
SOTD: All the way from left coast Kevin, a Chinese Winter Wonderland.