Actually, half Irish and also half German, which means I feel a compulsion to invade France, but I’m too drunk to do so.
Happy St. Pat’s. If you feel like being festive, decorate your PC with a St. Patrick’s Screensaver or Wallpaper from Screensavers.com.
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So I’m convinced my neighbor is dead. Every morning for two weeks I can here the beep of an alarm clock through the walls. It goes off until long after I normally leave for work. I’ve seen the guy whose apartment I think the noise is coming from. He seemed like the type to die alone. Should I call someone about this?
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SOTD: Via a prank, you can read the favorite jokes of our senators. John Kerry is pretty funny. Santorum is an ass.