Back-a-my-hand sandwich

Lend me a hand. You really have to hand it to me for building the site with my own two hands. The back of my hand. Hands Across Generica. One in the hand is worth two in the bra. She said I had a slow hand, but I think she meant dimwitted rather than patient.
Hands are gross.
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Slow news day here at STC.com.
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SOTD: Take me to dinner.

Editor’s Note 3:03PM:
Ben and Erik claim this is the worst STC.com entry ever. I claim they are chowderheads.

Lend me a hand. You really have to hand it to me for building the site with my own two hands. The back of my hand. Hands Across Generica. One in the hand is worth two in the bra. She said I had a slow hand, but I think she meant dimwitted rather than patient.

Hands are gross.
…
Slow news day here at STC.com.
…
SOTD: Take me to dinner.

Editor’s Note 3:03PM:
Ben and Erik claim this is the worst STC.com entry ever. I claim they are chowderheads.