In a weird way, meeting Mel Blount in person made him more supernatural to methan before when I had never seen him with my own eyes. After the show, he gave me an autographed ball for which my parents bought me a lexan case and I now have a little shrine to Mel in my living room. When I’m having a bad day–a broken pipe upstairs has soaked everything in my kitchen with brown water–I ask myself, “What would Mel do?” It may involve helmet-to-helmet contact or illegal hands to the face, but I’m determined to make it my next move as well. I think I’ll Terry Tate that neighbor near the mailboxes, leaving him unconcious on the tiles while his upended mail snows down upon him.
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Good football this weekend. Zero productivity.
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SOTD: Damn, no Arby’s Sauce
What would Mel do?
In a weird way, meeting Mel Blount in person made him more supernatural to methan before when I had never seen him with my own eyes. After the show, he gave me an autographed ball for which my parents bought me a lexan case and I now have a little shrine to Mel in my living room. When I’m having a bad day–a broken pipe upstairs has soaked everything in my kitchen with brown water–I ask myself, “What would Mel do?” It may involve helmet-to-helmet contact or illegal hands to the face, but I’m determined to make it my next move as well. I think I’ll Terry Tate that neighbor near the mailboxes, leaving him unconcious on the tiles while his upended mail snows down upon him. …
Good football this weekend. Zero productivity.
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SOTD: Damn, no Arby’s Sauce
