Have you gotten a flu shot? Here in New York City, also know as Infectious Town, the shots are hard to come by as supplies run out. Stern suggested that drug dealers should distribute flu shots because they never fail to meet the demand and they deliver.
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I’m strongly thinking of moving. Sort of. I either want to stay in my cheap apartment until I save enough to buy my own place OR I want to get out. Now. I’m so desperate to find a place that I’m offering a reward for a two bedroom apartment in Lower Manhattan or Brooklyn Heights for less than $2K a month. The reward is 15% of the annual rent. If you live in New York, you will get that joke. Maybe.
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Here’s a fun prank to play on your coworkers. Every so often, create a Word doc with size 72, bold type that says “BEWARE” or “I LIVE IN TORMENT” and send it to the printer, but—and this is the important part—don’t pick it up. Soon, the office will think the printer is HAUNTED! Everyone will be nervous and try to find the prankster to waylay their fears about the true existence of GHOSTS. Secretly, you will be laughing because after everyone leaves early, so as not to be alone with the haunted printer, you will dip their coffee mugs in the toilet.
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SOTD: I blow dry my armpit hair.
Erik has the flu, I do not.
Have you gotten a flu shot? Here in New York City, also know as Infectious Town, the shots are hard to come by as supplies run out. Stern suggested that drug dealers should distribute flu shots because they never fail to meet the demand and they deliver. …
I’m strongly thinking of moving. Sort of. I either want to stay in my cheap apartment until I save enough to buy my own place OR I want to get out. Now. I’m so desperate to find a place that I’m offering a reward for a two bedroom apartment in Lower Manhattan or Brooklyn Heights for less than $2K a month. The reward is 15% of the annual rent. If you live in New York, you will get that joke. Maybe.
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Here’s a fun prank to play on your coworkers. Every so often, create a Word doc with size 72, bold type that says “BEWARE” or “I LIVE IN TORMENT” and send it to the printer, but—and this is the important part—don’t pick it up. Soon, the office will think the printer is HAUNTED! Everyone will be nervous and try to find the prankster to waylay their fears about the true existence of GHOSTS. Secretly, you will be laughing because after everyone leaves early, so as not to be alone with the haunted printer, you will dip their coffee mugs in the toilet.
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SOTD: I blow dry my armpit hair.
