To ease some pain in my knuckles—I am an old man—I got a new ergonomic mouse and keyboard. The split keyboard has reduced my two-finger typing style to four words a minute. This relaxes my sore joints.
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This week’s New Yorker is the cartoon issue and features a Gary Larson drawing on the front. I miss him so. The New Yorker is the most pretentious, self-aggrandizing magazine that I absolutely have to read.
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Please see this article in The Onion and then make fun of me. It’s about a 30-year-old who has his blog discovered by his mother. My mother reads my blog (hi, mom), but I don’t censor it any for her. I omit stuff so I don’t freak out dates and coworkers. Plus, I use codewords to put hidden meanings in my entries. For example, whenever I talk about the weather? I got drunk the night before. The word “classmates” refers to prostitutes. And “coffee” generally means cocaine. “Watching Harry Potter II,” means “sleeping with two girls at once in a midtown hotel.” I hope this clears stuff up.
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SOTD: Catapult
I’ve gone ergo
To ease some pain in my knuckles—I am an old man—I got a new ergonomic mouse and keyboard. The split keyboard has reduced my two-finger typing style to four words a minute. This relaxes my sore joints. …
This week’s New Yorker is the cartoon issue and features a Gary Larson drawing on the front. I miss him so. The New Yorker is the most pretentious, self-aggrandizing magazine that I absolutely have to read.
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Please see this article in The Onion and then make fun of me. It’s about a 30-year-old who has his blog discovered by his mother. My mother reads my blog (hi, mom), but I don’t censor it any for her. I omit stuff so I don’t freak out dates and coworkers. Plus, I use codewords to put hidden meanings in my entries. For example, whenever I talk about the weather? I got drunk the night before. The word “classmates” refers to prostitutes. And “coffee” generally means cocaine. “Watching Harry Potter II,” means “sleeping with two girls at once in a midtown hotel.” I hope this clears stuff up.
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SOTD: Catapult
