Running Errands

After work last night, I ran a few errands on my way home. I fetched some dry-cleaning. I bought toilet paper. My greatest reason for wanting to buy a house is so that I can fill a closet with TP. I bought new batteries for my electric toothbrush. There is nothing sadder than an electric tooth brush running out of juice. I also picked up some groceries and a prostitute. …
They have idiots on the West Coast, too.

RIDDLE OF THE WEEK:

There are three words in the English language that begin with “dw”. What are they? Derivations and plurals don’t count.

Answer to last week’s: Always switch. The odds are 2/3 to 1/3, switching to not switching. If you don’t believe, do a search to find explanations.

SOTD: Toronto Ghost Signs