“Friends” if they were all drunks…

…instead of coke heads. This gang—Nene, me, Walker, Lauren, Colleen, Ben, Ildi, and Mike in absentia—watched Virginia Tech slaughter Texas A&M and then “Friends”. Go Hokies. …
Hurricane, shmurricane. I’m pleased to announce that Isabel did no damage. From as far west as 10th Avenue over to Alphabet City, from the Battery all the way north to 14th, no major damage occured. As you know, in this country, if a crisis doesn’t hit lower Manhattan, it doesn’t really happen.
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SOTD: Whoa.

…instead of coke heads. This gang—Nene, me, Walker, Lauren, Colleen, Ben, Ildi, and Mike in absentia—watched Virginia Tech slaughter Texas A&M and then “Friends”. Go Hokies.
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Hurricane, shmurricane. I’m pleased to announce that Isabel did no damage. From as far west as 10th Avenue over to Alphabet City, from the Battery all the way north to 14th, no major damage occured. As you know, in this country, if a crisis doesn’t hit lower Manhattan, it doesn’t really happen.
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SOTD: Whoa.