The Coastal Drag rocks your fucking town.
After my coffee I plan to put down a rant about Christmas. Unoriginal yes, but it is my current nightmare.
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I’ll forgo the rant other than to say I wish we could have two Thanksgivings instead of having Christmas. Gifts are for kids. They are satisfied with shit from the dollar store, but all my adult loved ones have everything they need. As for me, I want a summer home in the Catskills and I don’t think that will fit under the tree. Any gifts I do get will force me to have to toss something of similar size into the trash because my apartment is at limited capacity. We should just make a turducken and give the mass of leftovers to somebody less fortunate.