At the dentist yesterday my

At the dentist yesterday my hygenist was Inga and I didn’t see Cheryl, but instead saw Dr. Jill who was even hotter than Cheryl. She had diamond earrings as big as golf balls, so I’m guessing she may be out of my league.
Piece of advice: Don’t eat pizza for lunch. It’s probably what you are having for dinner.

I’m worried about the fact that I’m starting to get turned on by Steve Madden ads.

Wednesday is the new Tuesday.

At the dentist yesterday my hygenist was Inga and I didn’t see Cheryl, but instead saw Dr. Jill who was even hotter than Cheryl. She had diamond earrings as big as golf balls, so I’m guessing she may be out of my league.

Piece of advice: Don’t eat pizza for lunch. It’s probably what you are having for dinner.

I’m worried about the fact that I’m starting to get turned on by Steve Madden ads.

Wednesday is the new Tuesday.