// Slogan Creation Script
var aSlogan = new Array("This site is a work in progress...", 
"Made by Sean, for Sean...", 
"Your window to the dull parts of the Greatest City in the World...", 
"Rated PG-13...",
"Still seeking direction...",
"If concatenated together, a complete novel, albeit a disjointed plotless one...",
"Not saving the world, but not really hurting it either...",
"Viewed daily by eight people...",
"A blog in denial...");

var i = Math.round( Math.random() * (aSlogan.length - 1));
document.write(aSlogan[i]);