A Million Dollars

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Okay Internet peoples, here's a million idea that you can have...FOR FREE! I'd take it myself, but I've got something else going on. I can't say what, it involves an add-on for the PS3 and mac-n-cheese. I've said too much already!

Anyway, here is the idea that is yours...if you want to make a million dollars. Find yourself a baby sippy cup manufacturer. Buy a bunch of cups in bulk, slap some stupid work clichés on them like "Working hard...or hardly working!?" or "Screw Mondays!" Then sell these cups to working class folks as a time saver for these hard times. We all have to get to work earlier but are exhausted from staying up in our Snuggies watching all the awesome stuff on the DVR. Solution? Drink your coffee in the shower with the new Shower-N-Go mug!

Do you want to make TWO million dollars? Remarket the same cup with sports team logos as the Gameday-Git-N-Red-E Beer Mug. Once the lawn is mowed or the driveway shoveled, don't delay your Sunday drink up for another minute. Why not pound a cold one in the shower with out the risk of broken glass a regular mug or bottle has?

Seriously, why aren't you a millionaire already with ideas like these?