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So my lovely, but selfish, wife has stopped making coffee in the mornings, due to some mysterious nausea. She's also insisting that we spend weekends cleaning up the spare room. I tell her to chill out and have a drink, but apparently she's off alcohol for some reason!

She just emailed me this picture of some sort of shy salamander. I've also been told to keep February "open." Women are very puzzling.