Yes, I am the worst blogger ever. I have posted jack squat interesting content these past few weeks. The world has delivered a huge amount of blog fodder that I just let lie there on the pavement like a fallen investment banker (too soon?). Do I offer apologies? Hell no. It’s not my fault. It’s yours for denying me alcohol. You know how and when.<\/p>\n
In today’s pic, you can see I’ve gone a bit feral while my wife is away. <\/p>\n
So any-wu, what’s going on? And finally, I’ve been sitting on some obvious blog fodder: Yes, I am the worst blogger ever. I have posted jack squat interesting content these past few weeks. The world has delivered a huge amount of blog fodder that I just let lie there on the pavement like a fallen investment banker (too soon?). Do I offer apologies? Hell no. It’s not my fault. It’s yours for denying me alcohol. You know how and when. So any-wu, what’s going on? And finally, I’ve been sitting on some obvious blog fodder:
\n– PSU is undefeated. Cool
\n– While in Altoona, I took advantage of the unbelievable low prices at Target and did a t-shirt taste test between the Hanes standard tagless, the Premium Tagless, and the new Perfect Premium. The winner? The Perfect Premium. I will wear nothing else, except for some days like today in the pic when a Perfect Premium is not clean. I’m wearing the Premium Tagless in today’s pic. It’s longer and easier to tuck, but is not cut as well. It also does not stay as white. This is all really complicated and I look forward to Great Depression II when none of this will matter.
\n– One bonus of the economic crash? You can just laugh when your kid asks you to buy this robot Triceratops<\/a>. I might buy one for myself, but for some more…adult reasons. Anything sick you are imagining is your own perversity. I meant for a business deal. A business deal with whores yes, but still not the sicko thing you were imaging, freak.
\n– I can shoot multiple types of weapons and gut most North American animals. I can’t touch type. Which skills will be more important in 2009?
\n– I’m reading Oil! and watching There Will Be Blood over and over again. Seriously. I love these works of art.
\n– Adam Sandler got kinda ripped for “Don’t Mess With Zohan.” Makes me very ashamed of my diliquence from the gym.
\n– Since she was on Pete & Pete, I have crushed Selma Blair. I don’t know why.
\n– My wife sent me an Outlook meeting request for an appointment to clean the apartment the night she returns home from a business trip. Sometimes I want to punch the people who invent technology in the face.
\n– I am not a PC or a Mac. I am a Pee! See?! which make me unpopular. (Actually, I am a PC). <\/p>\n
\n– Sarah Palin? Yes. You are hot. I’ll give you that. And also common. That’s another slam dunk for you.
\n– Sarah Palin? I knew Dan Quayle, I worked with Dan Quayle, and yes, you are a Dan Quayle.
\n– Sarah Palin? To paraphrase a wise man, all girls screw, so marry, er…elect a smart one.
\n– Sarah Palin? If God is all good AND all powerful, than why do bad things happen? Happy Autumn!
\n– Sarah Palin? A list of women more qualified to be President: Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Janet Reno, Christine Todd Whitman, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Oprah, Suzy Orman, and of course Tine Fey. And possibly my wife except she hates TV cameras.
\n– Sarah Palin? I’ll c you November Tuesday. And then hopefully never again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nIn today’s pic, you can see I’ve gone a bit feral while my wife is away. <\/p>\n
\n– PSU is undefeated. Cool
\n– While in Altoona, I took advantage of the unbelievable low prices at Target and did a t-shirt taste test between the Hanes standard tagless, the Premium Tagless, and the new Perfect Premium. The winner? The Perfect Premium. I will wear nothing else, except for some days like today in the pic when a Perfect Premium is not clean. I’m wearing the Premium Tagless in today’s pic. It’s longer and easier to tuck, but is not cut as well. It also does not stay as white. This is all really complicated and I look forward to Great Depression II when none of this will matter.
\n– One bonus of the economic crash? You can just laugh when your kid asks you to buy this robot Triceratops<\/a>. I might buy one for myself, but for some more…adult reasons. Anything sick you are imagining is your own perversity. I meant for a business deal. A business deal with whores yes, but still not the sicko thing you were imaging, freak.
\n– I can shoot multiple types of weapons and gut most North American animals. I can’t touch type. Which skills will be more important in 2009?
\n– I’m reading Oil! and watching There Will Be Blood over and over again. Seriously. I love these works of art.
\n– Adam Sandler got kinda ripped for “Don’t Mess With Zohan.” Makes me very ashamed of my diliquence from the gym.
\n– Since she was on Pete & Pete, I have crushed Selma Blair. I don’t know why.
\n– My wife sent me an Outlook meeting request for an appointment to clean the apartment the night she returns home from a business trip. Sometimes I want to punch the people who invent technology in the face.
\n– I am not a PC or a Mac. I am a Pee! See?! which make me unpopular. (Actually, I am a PC). <\/p>\n
\n– Sarah Palin? Yes. You are hot. I’ll give you that. And also common. That’s another slam dunk for you.
\n– Sarah Palin? I knew Dan Quayle, I worked with Dan Quayle, and yes, you are a Dan Quayle.
\n– Sarah Palin? To paraphrase a wise man, all girls screw, so marry, er…elect a smart one.
\n– Sarah Palin? If God is all good AND all powerful, than why do bad things happen? Happy Autumn!
\n– Sarah Palin? A list of women more qualified to be President: Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Janet Reno, Christine Todd Whitman, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Oprah, Suzy Orman, and of course Tine Fey. And possibly my wife except she hates TV cameras.
\n– Sarah Palin? I’ll c you November Tuesday. And then hopefully never again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}