{"id":74,"date":"2008-11-25T07:40:18","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T07:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/11\/25\/fallen-soldiers-of-gum-care\/"},"modified":"2008-11-25T07:40:18","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T07:40:18","slug":"fallen-soldiers-of-gum-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/11\/25\/fallen-soldiers-of-gum-care\/","title":{"rendered":"Fallen Soldiers of Gum Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In preparation for the holidays (and because I have some weird OCD things) I dumped out my shaving kit on the kitchen counter to clean the whole thing out. Years of toothpaste spillage had rendered it pretty gross.<\/p>\n<p>The scattered beauty products on the counter reminded me of the famous wounded soldier shots in Gone With The Wind, lampooned in <a title=\"Trampoline Nightmare\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/24539\/the-simpsons-trampoline-nightmare\">The Simpsons trampoline episode<\/a>. Fun.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"See how they lie\" href=\"\/files\/images\/confederate_wounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/images\/confederate_wounded_0.jpg\" alt=\"Confedrates on the ground.\" width=\"137\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In preparation for the holidays (and because I have some weird OCD things) I dumped out my shaving kit on the kitchen counter to clean the whole thing out. Years of toothpaste spillage had rendered it pretty gross.<\/p>\n<p>The scattered beauty products on the counter reminded me of the famous wounded soldier shots in Gone With The Wind, lampooned in <a title=\"Trampoline Nightmare\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/24539\/the-simpsons-trampoline-nightmare\">The Simpsons trampoline episode<\/a>. Fun.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"See how they lie\" href=\"\/files\/images\/confederate_wounded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/images\/confederate_wounded_0.jpg\" alt=\"Confedrates on the ground.\" width=\"137\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}