{"id":64,"date":"2008-12-17T07:27:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T07:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/12\/17\/brooklyn-winter-wonderland\/"},"modified":"2008-12-17T07:27:23","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T07:27:23","slug":"brooklyn-winter-wonderland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/12\/17\/brooklyn-winter-wonderland\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooklyn Winter Wonderland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re hosting Christmas this year and it&#8217;s been a fun flurry of decorating and home improvement to get ready. We&#8217;ve go lights on the wall, lights on two trees, cards, ribbons, ornaments in the windows and just general Christmas cheer spread on the walls and floor.<\/p>\n<p>The decorations have allowed me to be more serriptious when I do anthropological studies on my wife, like that guy in the Geico commercial. I&#8217;m just fascinated by the little things, like how she must put peanut butter on apple slices to make them edible.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Odd\" href=\"\/files\/images\/bk_trees_troll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"\/files\/images\/bk_trees_troll_0.jpg\" alt=\"House Troll\" width=\"149\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a> <a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Making apple slices\" href=\"\/files\/images\/anthro_wife.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"\/files\/images\/anthro_wife_0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s jumpy sometimes. I don&#8217;t know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re hosting Christmas this year and it&#8217;s been a fun flurry of decorating and home improvement to get ready. We&#8217;ve go lights on the wall, lights on two trees, cards, ribbons, ornaments in the windows and just general Christmas cheer spread on the walls and floor.<\/p>\n<p>The decorations have allowed me to be more serriptious when I do anthropological studies on my wife, like that guy in the Geico commercial. I&#8217;m just fascinated by the little things, like how she must put peanut butter on apple slices to make them edible.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Odd\" href=\"\/files\/images\/bk_trees_troll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"\/files\/images\/bk_trees_troll_0.jpg\" alt=\"House Troll\" width=\"149\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a> <a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Making apple slices\" href=\"\/files\/images\/anthro_wife.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" src=\"\/files\/images\/anthro_wife_0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s jumpy sometimes. I don&#8217;t know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":71,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}