I have a couch beside my desk at work and a new girl in the office has been sitting there all day giving me goo-goo eyes. The funny thing is when I told my girlfriend, she said she wanted to come in and sit on the couch and cuddle with the new girl. Life is weird.<\/p>\n
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Site of the Day:<\/strong>Because today’s pic is so cute, the sickest news this week (via Fark<\/a>) Man caught having sex with a dog that had been dead for several days in full view of a daycare center<\/a>. Don’t ever try and tell me that we are all fundamentally good inside. That article is proff of a sick, random world. I have a couch beside my desk at work and a new girl in the office has been sitting there all day giving me goo-goo eyes. The funny thing is when I told my girlfriend, she said she wanted to come in and sit on the couch and cuddle with the new girl. Life is weird. Site of the Day:<\/strong>Because today’s pic is so cute, the sickest news this week (via Fark<\/a>) Man caught having sex with a dog that had been dead for several days in full view of a daycare center<\/a>. Don’t ever try and tell me that we are all fundamentally good inside. That article is proff of a sick, random world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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