{"id":314,"date":"2007-01-17T04:23:07","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T04:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/01\/17\/beware-of-seans-bearing-gifts\/"},"modified":"2007-01-17T04:23:07","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T04:23:07","slug":"beware-of-seans-bearing-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/01\/17\/beware-of-seans-bearing-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware of Seans Bearing Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, this is me receiving a gift, a very nice one in fact from my girlfriend&#8217;s aunt and uncle. It got lost in the shuffle of Christmas, so I got it later when I was in Jersey for playoff football. They sent me a waterproof hiking map of the region that contains the tallest point in Texas, which is perfect for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seantconrad.com\/cgi\/mt-search.cgi?search=highpoints&#038;submit=Go\">my quest to conquer America&#8217;s highpoints<\/a>. It also helps out with my side goal of using the quest to connect with friends and relatives from that state. Thanks for a great gift!<\/p>\n<p>The thought of gifts leads me to the wtb&#8217;s impending birthday. I have no idea what to get her. Using the concept of negative space I am making a list of all the things I know I shouldn&#8217;t get her, based on what she has said recently:<\/p>\n<p>turtles<br \/>\nuniversal remote control<br \/>\nmedia center computer<br \/>\ncell phone<br \/>\nSteelers charm bracelet<br \/>\nBeerfest on Blu-ray DVD<br \/>\nwii<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still clueless, but I&#8217;ll probably end up buying something in the corner bodega, either coffee or Bollywood CDs.<\/p>\n<p> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Site of the Day:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petco.com\/Shop\/petco_Product_R_361_PC_productlist_Nav_252_N_27+105_sku_364240_familyID_15052.aspx\">Go look at this turtle log and read the last comment<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, this is me receiving a gift, a very nice one in fact from my girlfriend&#8217;s aunt and uncle. It got lost in the shuffle of Christmas, so I got it later when I was in Jersey for playoff football. They sent me a waterproof hiking map of the region that contains the tallest point in Texas, which is perfect for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seantconrad.com\/cgi\/mt-search.cgi?search=highpoints&#038;submit=Go\">my quest to conquer America&#8217;s highpoints<\/a>. It also helps out with my side goal of using the quest to connect with friends and relatives from that state. Thanks for a great gift!<br \/>\nThe thought of gifts leads me to the wtb&#8217;s impending birthday. I have no idea what to get her. Using the concept of negative space I am making a list of all the things I know I shouldn&#8217;t get her, based on what she has said recently:<\/p>\n<p>turtles<br \/>\nuniversal remote control<br \/>\nmedia center computer<br \/>\ncell phone<br \/>\nSteelers charm bracelet<br \/>\nBeerfest on Blu-ray DVD<br \/>\nwii<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still clueless, but I&#8217;ll probably end up buying something in the corner bodega, either coffee or Bollywood CDs.<\/p>\n<p> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Site of the Day:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petco.com\/Shop\/petco_Product_R_361_PC_productlist_Nav_252_N_27+105_sku_364240_familyID_15052.aspx\">Go look at this turtle log and read the last comment<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":964,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}